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Was It Good For You?

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Skeebers

Oh what a draft it was, it really was … such a draft How well I remember, I’ll always remember … The 49ers Draft Room fellows were typically quite pleased with themselves for their efforts in the 2018 Draft. There’s…

Tagged with: Bradley Chubb, Dante Pettis, Eli Harold, Eric Reid, Joe Williams, John Lynch, Kentavius Street, Mike McGlinchey, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Trent Taylor
Posted in Draft Reaction

First vs Worst

Posted on October 26, 2017 by Skeebers

The 49ers travel to Philadelphia this weekend for what will probably be a systematic and thorough disembowelment. The Eagles have the best record in the NFC and unless they fall apart down the stretch in a typical Philly meltdown, they…

Tagged with: 49ers, Eric Reid, Ezekiel Elliott, Jacquiski Tartt, Jed York, John Lynch, Kyle Shanahan, Philadelphia Eagles
Posted in Game Previews

Broncos 33, 49ers 14

Posted on August 20, 2017 by Skeebers

Aside from 11 penalties, 5 fumbles, 1 interception, a 38-21 TOP walloping, and a 33-14 scoreboard stomping, the 49ers looked fairly decent Saturday night against Denver. They had no running game, which is not a good thing. Not against the…

Patriots 30, 49ers 17

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Skeebers

Inspired by the presence of Eddie Debartolo and a host of star players from the glory years, the current 49ers made their own history Sunday afternoon by losing their record tying ninth straight game. Next weekend, they’ll travel to Miami…

Tagged with: Blaine Gabbert's Backup, Carolos Hyde, Chip Kelly, Eddie DeBartolo, Eric Reid, Hue Jackson, LeGarrettee Blount, New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Post Game Spread

Cardinals 23, 49ers 20

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Skeebers

Phew! That was close. The 49ers almost blew their shot at history on Sunday afternoon, but in the final two minutes of the game, they rallied to let Carson Palmer lead the Cardinals on a 12 play, 62 yard drive…

Tagged with: 49ers, Bill Walsh, Blaine Gabbert, Cardinals, Carlos Hyde, Carson Palmer, Drew Stanton, Eddie DeBartolo, Eric Reid, Jed York, Jimmie Ward
Posted in Post Game Spread

Buccaneers 34, 49ers 17

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers roared out to a 14-0 lead in the first quarter Sunday, then got drubbed 34-3 the rest of the game. At home. Against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Let’s pause for a moment of quiet reflection now. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whew!…

Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Lynch, Bradley Pinion, Chip Kelly, Eric Reid, Jed York, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Posted in Post Game Spread

Bills 45, 49ers 16

Posted on October 17, 2016 by Skeebers

Noooooope! Neeeeeeeeeeext! The 49ers’ washed up, overpaid backup QB led the team to a 45-16 walloping in Buffalo Sunday, completing 45% of his passes, getting sacked three times, fumbling once, producing the lowest point total of the year, and generally…

Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Bills, Chip Kelly, Deforest Buckner, Eli Harold, Eric Reid, Jed York, Phil Dawson, Trent Baalke
Posted in Post Game Spread

Packers 21, 49ers 10

Posted on August 27, 2016 by Skeebers

After sitting out the offseason, and Training Camp, and the preseason, and the National Anthem, Colin Kaepernick finally returned to action Friday night and made a strong case for sitting out the regular season, too. And that’s your 49er highlight…

Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Amstead, Blaine Gabbert, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Jim O'Neil, Packers, Phil Dawson, Quinton Dial
Posted in Post Game Spread

49ers 31, Broncos 24

Posted on August 21, 2016 by Skeebers

The San Francisco 49ers outscored the Denver Broncos 31-24 Saturday night, producing their second straight game with 400+ yards of offense. The three 49er QBs rebounded from a less than stellar effort in the first preseason game and finished the…

Tagged with: 49ers, Broncos, Christian Ponder, Colin Kaepernick, Dres Anderson, DuJuan Harris, Eric Reid, Marcus Rush
Posted in Post Game Spread

Up the Down Staircase

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers currently have 39 players on the squad that were selected from the 2013 – 2016 drafts. NaVorro Bowman is the only guy left from the 2010 draft. Nobody left from 2008, 2009, and 2012. Only Colin Kaepernick, Daniel…

Tagged with: 49ers, Bruce Miller, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Daniel Kilgore, Deforest Buckner, Eric Reid, Jed York, Navorro Bowman, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in FOS Speculation

Standing Pat

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Skeebers

Two weeks into the FA period, it looks like GM Trent Baalke has concluded that last year’s 5-11 record wasn’t the least bit his fault. No, the roster’s fine. The record was all the fault of Jim Tomsula and Colin…

Training Camp 2015

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Skeebers

The 2014 offseason will close up shop this weekend, taking its rightful place among the darkest chapters in 49er history. A truly ghastly effort by the dirtbag young owner and an insult to 49er fans everywhere. Next up, two weeks…

Coming Soon: The Not Harbaugh Era

Posted on July 21, 2015 by Skeebers

The NFC West has one team that knows it will be in the playoffs, one team that assumes it will make the playoffs, and one team that hopes to make the playoffs. And one team that will be wildly enthusiastic…

Showtime!

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Skeebers

The NFL schedule makers have given the 49ers a wonderful way to start the 2014 season. A short trip to Texas for a humiliating butt kicking of the Dallas Cowboys. SF has gone to three straight NFC Title games and…

Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, Ahmad Brooks, Colin Kaepernick, Dallas Cowboys, Eric Reid, Justin Smith, Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Tony Romo
Posted in Game Previews

Changing of the Guard

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Skeebers

By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…

August Previews

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Skeebers

For the past few years, the 49er starting lineup has been a pat hand heading into Training Camp. It can be debated whether they have had the lowest form of pat hand — a straight — or a somewhat higher…

Baalke’s Big Adventure

Posted on May 5, 2014 by Skeebers

Here we are at last. The 2014 NFL Draft will actually, finally, mercifully take place this week, beginning Thursday evening. The 49ers have the 30th pick in the first round and just about nobody expects them to sit waiting to…

Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Anquan Boldin, Anthony Davis, Brandon Lloyd, Chris Culliver, Eric Reid, Eric Wright, Michael Crabtree, Quinton Patton, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Draft Board

New Blood

Posted on April 17, 2014 by Skeebers

When the 49ers start the 2014 season, almost half the defense will be different than the one that started the 2013 season. DC Vic Fangio will have his biggest challenge since taking over the job in 2011. The team will…

Plenty of Nothing

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Skeebers

Four weeks into Free Agency and the 49ers have done just about nothing, except re-signing some of their own players and picking up some table scraps from other teams. The only FA starter signed was SS Antoine Bethea. He replaced…

Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Aldon Smith, Anthony Davis, Antoine Bethea, DeSean Jackson, Donte Whitner, Eric Reid, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Pete Carroll, Randy Moss, San Francisco 49ers, Terrell Owens, Trent Baalke
Posted in Mindless Drivel

Strategic Failure

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Skeebers

Draft guru Mike Mayock has pronounced this the deepest NFL draft he’s seen in ten years. We’ll presume, for the sake of argument, that Mr. Mayock’s eyesight has gotten a recent approval from his optometrist and that his basement houses…

Tagged with: Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Joe Staley, Mike Mayock, Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Delusional Therapy

Seahawks 23, 49ers 17

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Skeebers

It was a one man show in Seattle Sunday night — for the 49ers, at least. Colin Kaepernick single handedly kept the team in the game with his 130 yards of running until the fourth quarter, then he single handedly…

Caveman vs the Archer

Posted on November 15, 2013 by Skeebers

Here we are again. Traveling to New Orleans for what seems like our annual game against the Saints. As usual, the 49ers will not be favored to win. They won last year’s game handily, in the game that cemented Colin…

Tagged with: Bernard Pollard, Colin Kaepernick, Drew Brees, Eric Reid, Jonathan Vilma, Kendall Hunter, Kyle Williams, New Orleans Saints, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Vernon Davis
Posted in Game Previews