Light It Up

Happy Independence Day, fellow citizens. In honor of this day, we will consume 150 million hot dogs, 71% of them covered with mustard. We will also spend $800 million on fireworks while decreasing the air quality by 42%.

This day also means that the deadest offseason in blogosphere history is at last staggering through its final month. Soon, we’ll get an answer to this year’s biggest question: Are fans just turned off by Jed York and the 49ers, or has the blogging era simply run out of gas?

Speaking of gas, which is a cousin of fireworks, it’s time for our annual tribute to the finer arts:



As always, caution must be exercised when playing with explosives.




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4 comments on “Light It Up
  1. NJ49erNo Gravatar says:

    I think it’s a culmination of all things Jed related Skeebs.
    The mindless, petulant little twit has managed to lower the bar to such a level that our expectations are damn near non-existent.

    But hey, maybe he’s learned something after all of this?
    We can only hope.
    That, and the possibility that he’ll be standing too close to a Roman Candle while holding a propane tank?

  2. bakkentomNo Gravatar says:

    The roster was left barren. KS and Lynch have a long term project. X’s and O’s and playcalling are not enough for the sorry ass O.

    It all starts with the oline. And ends with the oline. I don’t think we can one up NYJ. But #2 in 1st Rd of 2018 draft is realistic.

  3. SkeebersNo Gravatar says:

    New post is up.

2020 Schedule
9-13: L Cardinals 24, 49ers 20
9-20: W 49ers 31, Jets 13
9-27: W 49ers 36, Giants 9

10-4: L Eagles 25, 49ers 20
10-11: L Dolphins 43, 49ers 17
10-18: W 49ers 24, Rams 16
10-25: W 49ers 33, Patriots 6

11-1: L Seahawks 37, 49ers 27
11-5: L Packers 34, 49ers 17
11-15: L Saints 27, 49ers 13

BYE

11-29: W 49ers 23, Rams 20

12-7: L Bills 34, 49ers 24
12-13: L Washington 23, 49ers 15
12-20: L Cowboys 41, 49ers 33
12-26: W 49ers 20, Cardinals 12

1-3: L Seahawks 26, 49ers 23

2021 Draft Class
1. QB Trey Lance, North Dakota State
2. OG Aaron Banks, Notre Dame
3. RB Trey Sermon, Ohio State
3. CB Ambry Thomas, Michigan
5. OG/OT Jaylon Moore, Western Michigan
5. CB Deommodore Lenoir, Oregon
5. S Talanoa Hufanga, USC
6. RB Elijah Mitchell, Louisiana
 
2020 Prognostications (Mulligan Version)
WINNERS:
Bullit: 6-10
NJ49er: 6-10

LOSERS:
Skeebers: 7-9
Winder: 4-12

ABSTAINERS:
Grumpy: DNP
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