That was butt ugly, folks. Is it too soon to panic? The 49ers lost to the Giants 26-3, but it could have been a lot worse if the Giants hadn’t laughed their way through the fourth quarter. The game started…
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Stinker on the Green
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, David Akers, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Leonard Davis, New York Giants, Randy Moss, San Francisco 49ers, Vic Fangio
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
The NFL earth shifted on its axis Sunday afternoon. The consensus best team in the NFC was beaten at home 30-22 by the consensus last year was a fluke team. The San Francisco 49ers beat Green Bay in every phase…
Dream Teams
NFL teams are all holding their rookie minicamps these days (the 49ers’ begins Friday), and hope blooms recklessly in the hearts of fans everywhere. Every team had a “killer draft,” it’s players are all “vastly improved,” and it’s coaches are…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Jeff Fisher, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Stephen Jackson, Vic Fangio
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Stuffed and Basted
The San Francisco 49ers Magical Mystery Tour ran out of hallucinogens Thursday night and the team crashed back to reality. Bummer, man. Not hard to figure this game out. Nine sacks. 125 yards of game altering penalties. Short end of…
Tagged with: Adam Snyder, Alex Smith, Baltimore Ravens, Braylon Edwards, Chilo Rachal, Frank Gore, Joe Flacco, Josh Morgan, Kyle Williams, San Francisco 49ers, Ted Ginn, Vic Fangio
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Fly Me To The Moon
Don’t look now, but we could be seeing a reprise of the late ’90’s battle for NFC supremacy between the 49ers and the Packers. With the exception of one uncalled Jerry Rice fumble and subsequent last second Steve Young TD…
Tagged with: Bill Walsh, Braylon Edwards, Detroit Lions, Eric Mangini, George Seifert, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Crabtree, Mike Holmgren, San Francisco 49ers, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Balloons and Beasts
Last call for the Cloud Nine Balloon Ride! Next week’s availability is TBD. It’s Friday and the 49ers are still great. They’re wonderful. We’re happy. They’re happy. It’s a wonderful world. Later today, the team will get on a plane…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions, Mike Singletary, Ndamukong Suh, San Francisco 49ers, Scott Linehan, Vic Fangio
Posted in Lunatic Ravings
Posted in Lunatic Ravings
Born To Lose
I thought I’d feel okay if the 49ers lost Sunday’s game against Dallas, as long as the team was respectable. They were, but I’m not. Losing sucks. Especially when you have a chance to win and don’t. Something that the…
Tagged with: 49ers, Ahmad Brooks, Alex Smith, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Vick, Tony Romo, Vic Fangio
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Airing It Out
The 49ers have played one game of the 2011 NFL season. Which they won. It doesn’t seem like much, but last year at this time, they had lost that first game, lost it badly, and the season quickly spiraled out…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Dallas Cowboys, Jim Harbaugh, Mike Singletary, Nate Clements, Seattle Seahawks, Vic Fangio
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Raise High the Roofbeam
Four more days till the 49ers kick off the 2011 season by slaughtering the helpless Seattle Seahawks. Four more days till I have to stop writing fiction and start reporting the truth. Sigh. The truth in these parts of the…
Tagged with: 49ers, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, Mike Martz, Mike Nolan, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Mystery Theater
Hard to believe we’re only five days away from the start of the 2011 football seaason. It kind of snuck up on us. Five days till we finally get a peek at what the heck this team is going to…
One Weak Wonders
The Great 2011 Free Agency Manhunt enters its seventh day this morning and a football starved world has come out of hiding to gush and moan for six solid days. The Eagles and Jets have generated the most buzz, but…
Tagged with: 49ers, Abrayo Franklin, Adam Snyder, Aldon Smith, Dashon Goldson, David Baas, Isaac Sopoagna, Manny Lawson, Moran Norris, Nate Clements, Parys Haralson, Ray McDonald, Vic Fangio
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Pre-Game Nerves
As we head into the last two days of the lockout, 49er fans seem most concerned about the defense. Five starters from last year’s team are currently free agents. And one starter, Nate Clements, has a salary that has ballooned…
Tagged with: 49ers, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Kevin Kolb, Moran Norris, Nate Clements, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Setting the Bar
Training Camp opens in two and a half weeks, so it’s time to lace up our cleats and get down to the business of explaining to Jim Harbaugh just what he needs to do this year to please us. With…
Tagged with: 49ers, Abrayo Franklin, Dashon Goldson, Isaac Sopoagna, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmy Raye, Manny Lawson, Mike Singletary, Trent Baalke, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Hypothetical Hypnosis
On the plus side of no football activity this off season, the 49ers will likely be able to retain the services of Manny Lawson, Dashon Goldson, David Baas, and maybe even Abrayo Franklin or Takeo Spikes, if the team still…
Tagged with: 49ers, Abrayo Franklin, Aldon Smith, Alex Smith, Anthony Davis, Chilo Rachal, Dashon Goldson, David Baas, Jim Harbaugh, Manny Lawson, Michael Crabtree, Nate Clements, Parys Haralson, Reggie Smith, Takeo Spikes, Tarell Brown, Taylor Mays, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
The Eleventh Hour
Today or tomorrow, the Appellate Court in Denver will give us one of two scenarios: the injunction is stayed or it is allowed. If it is stayed, there will be no football events or news until sometime in July. If…
Behind the Scenes Behind the Scenes
Yesterday came and went without a lockout, but it may have closed the door on the 49er careers of Alex Smith and Abrayo Franklin. Neither of these players is expected to re-sign with the team. The Niners indifference to giving…
Tagged with: 49ers, Abrayo Franklin, Alex Smith, Jim Harbaugh, Mike Nolan, Mike Singletary, Ricky Francois, Scot McCloughan, Trent Baalke, Vic Fangio
Posted in Vulcan Mind Probes
Posted in Vulcan Mind Probes
Horses and Dogs
The 49ers finished 3rd in the NFC West last year. This was very disheartening, if I may understate the issue. That plain statement of fact hurts worse than all the cuss words in the Urban Dictionary or Unca_Chuck’s blog that…
Tagged with: 49ers, Anthony Davis, Blaine Gabbert, Cam Newton, Greg Manusky, Jim Harbaugh, Mike Iupati, Mike Singletary, Taylor Mays, Trent Baalke, Trent Dilfer, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Show and Tell
The 49ers opened their doors to the public Wednesday, and trotted out their three new coordinators for the Bay Area press to evaluate. These media intros aren’t so much for gathering any hard core news as they are for sizing…
Tagged with: 49ers, Ahmad Brooks, Alex Smith, David Carr, Greg Roman, Mike Singletary, Parys Haralson, Ted Ginn, Vic Fangio
Posted in Coachspeak 101
Posted in Coachspeak 101
All Along the Watchtower
For those keeping tabs, as of today February has sucked for 39.28% 42.85% 46.43% of its total suckdomness. Excruciating. The 49ers have not signed any players or released any players. No one has gotten the franchise tag. The fates of…
Tagged with: 49ers, Abrayo Franklin, Albert Haynesworth, Andre Carter, Dan Snyder, Dashon Goldson, David Baas, Eric Heitmann, Manny Lawson, Trent Baalke, Vic Fangio
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Other Side of the Coin
The 49ers offense has been the bane of the team since 2005. The defense wasn’t very good for three of those years, but has been relatively decent the past three years. Most of the blame for the desultory offense has…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmy Raye, Mike Nolan, Mike Singletary, Sam Wyche, Vic Fangio
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel