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2010 TC XI: Oopsie Doopsie

Last Friday, this site proclaimed the end of Training Camp, complete with a Eulogy. FAIL! Aside from shoddy reporting, that effort was a throwback post, recalling the days long ago when the 49ers “broke camp” after the first two weeks

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Posted in Exhibition Season

2010 TC III: Cut Line Clues

The heart wrenching parental guidance miniseries House of Glass: The David Baas Story continued through Day 3 of TC, as our hero posed on the sidelines in various postures of dismay, gazing forlornly at his practicing teammates. Baas’ yearly injury

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Posted in Training Camp

The Third Man

The Outsider has not yet discussed Michael Crabtree. In fact, nobody is discussing him. Not the mainstream reporters, nor the blogosphere bloviators. The mainstream OTA reporters barely mention him unless a fan asks how he is doing. The answer is

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Posted in FOS Speculation

It’s a Wrap

The OTAs ended yesterday and will not be appearing again until June 7. If you failed to enjoy them, you have two and a half weeks to suffer for your thoughtlessness. Nate Clements tossed $500,000 down the toilet by not

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Posted in Orgainized Team Activities

Big Dog Al

The sizzle coming out of Day 2 of the OTAs was the startling transformation of mild mannered Alex Smith into Barkin’ Big Dog Al. Standing over his offensive minions barking orders, directing traffic, and leaving no doubt as to who

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Posted in Orgainized Team Activities

Hints & Hallucinations

The first day of OTAs concluded without anyone getting broken. That was encouraging news, though a bit hampering reportage wise. Perhaps we can reach into the old noggin hole and salvage the day. Brandon Jones appeared to be third on

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Posted in Orgainized Team Activities

Touch Football Time

The NFL, with its uncanny ability to invent mumbo jumbo speak, has come up with a tortured term for this time of the year, dubbing it “Organized Team Activities” (OTAs). A true mouthful of Spam. Do they have high level

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Posted in Orgainized Team Activities

Birth of the Sardine Can Offense (SCO)

In the FA period before the 2009 Draft, Scot McCloughan signed Titans WR Brandon Jones to a five year contract. At the time, the 49ers starting WRs were Isaac Bruce and Josh Morgan. The #3 WR, a stiff named Bryant

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Posted in FOS Speculation
2017 Schedule
Sept. 10: vs Carolina: L 3-23
Sept. 17: at Seattle: 9-12
Sept. 21: vs. L.A. Rams: L 39-41
Oct. 1: at Arizona: L 15-18
Oct. 8: at Indianapolis: L 23-26
Oct. 15: at Washington: L 24-26
Oct. 22: vs. Dallas: L 10-40
Oct. 29: at Philadelphia: L 10-33
Nov. 5: vs. Arizona: L 10-20
Nov. 12: vs. N.Y. Giants: W 31-21
Week 11 — Bye
Nov. 26: vs. Seattle: L 13-24
Dec. 3: at Chicago: W 15-14
Dec. 10: at Houston: W 26-16
Dec. 17: vs. Tennessee, 1:25 p.m.
Dec. 24: vs. Jacksonville, 1:05 p.m.
Dec. 31: at L.A. Rams, 1:25 p.m.
 
2017 Draft Class
1. DE Solomon Thomas
1. ILB Reuben Foster
3. CB Ahkello Witherspoon
3. QB C.J. Beathard
4. RB Joe Williams
5. TE George Kittle
5. WR Trent Taylor
6. DT D.J. Jones
6. LB Pita Taumoepenu
7. CB Adrian Colbert
 
2017 Prognostications
Bullit: 5-11
Chuck: 9-7
Grumpy: 4-12
Mr Fletch: 5-11
NJ49er: 6-10
Rob: 9-7
RTFirefly: 5-11
Skeebers: 6-10
Winder: 4-12

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