Light It Up

Happy Independence Day, fellow citizens. In honor of this day, we will consume 150 million hot dogs, 71% of them covered with mustard. We will also spend $800 million on fireworks while decreasing the air quality by 42%.

This day also means that the deadest offseason in blogosphere history is at last staggering through its final month. Soon, we’ll get an answer to this year’s biggest question: Are fans just turned off by Jed York and the 49ers, or has the blogging era simply run out of gas?

Speaking of gas, which is a cousin of fireworks, it’s time for our annual tribute to the finer arts:



As always, caution must be exercised when playing with explosives.




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4 comments on “Light It Up
  1. NJ49erNo Gravatar says:

    I think it’s a culmination of all things Jed related Skeebs.
    The mindless, petulant little twit has managed to lower the bar to such a level that our expectations are damn near non-existent.

    But hey, maybe he’s learned something after all of this?
    We can only hope.
    That, and the possibility that he’ll be standing too close to a Roman Candle while holding a propane tank?

  2. bakkentomNo Gravatar says:

    The roster was left barren. KS and Lynch have a long term project. X’s and O’s and playcalling are not enough for the sorry ass O.

    It all starts with the oline. And ends with the oline. I don’t think we can one up NYJ. But #2 in 1st Rd of 2018 draft is realistic.

  3. SkeebersNo Gravatar says:

    New post is up.

2019 Schedule
9-8: @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1:25pm
9-15: @ Cincinnati Bengals, 10am
9-22: vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1:25pm
9-29: BYE

10-7: vs. Cleveland Browns, 5:15pm
10-13: @ Los Angeles Rams, 1:05pm
10-20: @ Washington, 10am
10-27: vs. Carolina Panthers, 1:05pm
10-31: @ Arizona Cardinals, 5:20pm

11-11: vs. Seattle Seahawks, 5:15pm
11-17: vs. Arizona Cardinals, 1:05pm
11-24: vs. Green Bay Packers, 1:25pm

12-1: @ Baltimore Ravens, 10am
12-8: @ New Orleans Saints, 10am
12-15: vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1:25pm
12-21 or 12-22: vs. Los Angeles Rams
12-29: @ Seattle Seahawks, 1:25pm

2019 Draft Class
1. DE Nick Bosa, Ohio State
2. WR Deebo Samuel, South Carolina
3. WR Jalen Hurd, Baylor
4. P Mitch Wishnowsky, Utah
5. LB Dre Greenlaw, Arkansas
6. TE Kaden Smith, Stanford
6. OT Justin Skule, Vanderbilt
6. DB Tim Harris, Virginia
 
2018 Prognostications
Closest to the Pin:
  Mr Fletch: 7-9

Bakkentom: 8-8
Grumpy: 8-8
Winder: 8-8
Bullit: 9-7
NJ49er: 9-7
Skeebers: 10-6
Spitblood: 0-16
Rob!!!: 16-0

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