Light It Up

Happy Independence Day, fellow citizens. In honor of this day, we will consume 150 million hot dogs, 71% of them covered with mustard. We will also spend $800 million on fireworks while decreasing the air quality by 42%.

This day also means that the deadest offseason in blogosphere history is at last staggering through its final month. Soon, we’ll get an answer to this year’s biggest question: Are fans just turned off by Jed York and the 49ers, or has the blogging era simply run out of gas?

Speaking of gas, which is a cousin of fireworks, it’s time for our annual tribute to the finer arts:



As always, caution must be exercised when playing with explosives.




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4 comments on “Light It Up
  1. NJ49erNo Gravatar says:

    I think it’s a culmination of all things Jed related Skeebs.
    The mindless, petulant little twit has managed to lower the bar to such a level that our expectations are damn near non-existent.

    But hey, maybe he’s learned something after all of this?
    We can only hope.
    That, and the possibility that he’ll be standing too close to a Roman Candle while holding a propane tank?

  2. bakkentomNo Gravatar says:

    The roster was left barren. KS and Lynch have a long term project. X’s and O’s and playcalling are not enough for the sorry ass O.

    It all starts with the oline. And ends with the oline. I don’t think we can one up NYJ. But #2 in 1st Rd of 2018 draft is realistic.

  3. SkeebersNo Gravatar says:

    New post is up.

2018 Schedule
9-9, L: Vikings 24, 49ers 16
9-16, W: 49ers 30, Lions 27
9-23, L: Chiefs 38, 49ers 27
9-30, L: Chargers 29, 49ers 27
10-7, L: Cardinals 28, 49ers 18
10-15, L: Packers 33, 49ers 30
10-21, L: Rams 39, 49ers 10
10-28, L: Cardinals 18, 49ers 15
11-1, W: 49ers 34, Raiders 3
11-12, L: Giants 27, 49ers 23
11-25, L: Tampa 27, 49ers 9
12-2, L: Seattle 43, 49ers 16
12-9, W: 49ers 20, Broncos 14

12-16: vs. Seattle, 1:05 pm, Sun.
12-23: vs. Bears, 1:05 pm, Sun.
12-30: @ Rams, 1:25 pm, Sun.
 
2018 Draft Class
1. OT Mike McGlinchey
2. WR Dante Pettis
3. LB Fred Warner
3. DB Tarvarius Moore
4. DE Kentavius Street
5. CB D.J. Reed
6. S Marcell Harris
7. DT Jullian Taylor
7. WR Richie James
 
2018 Prognostications
Closest to the Pin:
  Mr Fletch: 7-9

Bakkentom: 8-8
Grumpy: 8-8
Winder: 8-8
Bullit: 9-7
NJ49er: 9-7
Skeebers: 10-6
Spitblood: 0-16
Rob!!!: 16-0

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