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Your 2013 SF 49ers

Okay, guys, it’s National Prediction Week. All over the land insiders, outsiders, upsiders, downsiders, and yo momma’s postman are throwing their brains into the ring to engage in the fine old pastime of Prognostication. Get your votes in this week

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Kool-Aid Sales Soar

The Bye Week is normally a drizzly, anguished time where we either say good-Bye to another lost cause 49er season or drastically reduce our expectations for what the team can hope to accomplish with the remaining schedule. This latter occurrence

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De Profundis De Not

The first group of NFL players impacted by the lockout are the Free Agents. Guys who do not have a contract with any team and cannot sign one until there’s a new agreement. This is a pretty large group of

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Black Hat Ball

It looks more and more obvious that the NFLPA had no intention of reaching an agreement on a new CBA last week. They are happy with the old agreement, the one the owners didn’t like and terminated early. It is

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To Halve and Halve Not

Not a single game of football was played yesterday, from sea to shining sea. Rudely enough, most of the sports world moved right along to other sports, like basketball, golf, racing, and baseball. Even rugby! This is the sort of

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The Superless Bowl

When the Packers settled for a field goal and a six point lead on their final drive in yesterday’s Super Bowl, I thought they had just lost the game. There were two minutes and seven seconds left. Plenty of time

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Pick Your Poison

The Super Bowl is the only football game Skeebette ever watches or has any interest in. It’s not the game she cares about, though, it’s the ads and the half time show that draw her interest. Plus, she enjoys shaking

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Viewer Discretion Advised

Jim Harbaugh and Jed York both left the door open last week for Alex Smith to return to the club this coming year. It’s possible they did this to ensure that the 49er blog world has something to argue about

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Wide World of Sports

My brother-in-law did a very nice thing last week. He is an avid 49er fan, but not an internet fan, so he never reads my blog. He knows about it, though, and knows about me and has been concerned as

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Happy Meals Monday

Welcome to year one, day four of the newly relevant San Francisco 49ers. This new wardrobe will take some getting used to. Jim Harbaugh may or may not turn out to be a long tenured, successful Head Coach for the

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Seven Come Eleven

For the second consecutive season, the 49ers managed to be the dominant team in their own division without actually being the division champion. They also once again finished one game short of making the playoffs. The day late and a

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Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Welcome to the San Francisco 49ers 2011 off season. And a merciful end to one of the most embarrassing and disappointing seasons in franchise history. Many 49er teams have been bad and painful to watch on a weekly basis. But

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40?!?! WTF!!

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a QB booed on the first play of the game. And the second. That’s some serious and immediate eff you feedback. The third play was a 22 yard completion to Vernon Davis and that

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Cheesed Off

Eric Davis and Matt Maiocco, 49er Insiders deluxe, thought the 49ers would be competitive in Green Bay, maybe even win the game. The Outsider and its citizens predicted the team would get squashed. Who knows football? WE DO! What were

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Cardinals Improve Draft Status

The Arizona Cardinals resoundingly laid claim to being the worse team in the NFL Monday night, letting the inept San Francisco 49ers grind them into the sand for four straight quarters of toad ugly football. Well, ugly for us Card

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No Mas!

Last year, the 49ers treated their fans to the worst shellacking in franchise history. Yesterday, the 49ers treated their fans to the worst game in 50 years and the first home shut out since the Joe Thomas era. Both of

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Ugly And Beautiful

The 49ers have now dodged a season ending bullet two games in a row. For two straight games, they’ve played like losers and somehow come out winners. This has not happened much for this franchise lately. In fact, it’s been

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Put Up or Shut Up Time

If there is going to be any meaning at all to this so far miserable season, it will have to occur now. For the 49ers, the 2010 playoffs begin this week. They will have to go at least 6-2 in

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Love At First Sight?

The 49ers went to London, won a game, and came back home with a new starting Quarterback. For the first time since Jeff Garcia left the team, there was a guy playing the position who was actually fun to watch.

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Ground Hog Day

Is it 2010 or 2008? Alex Smith has a separated shoulder, the defense that was supposed to carry the team has collapsed, the 49ers are 1-6, and the axe is about to come down on the neck of the Head

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Niners Win Suck Bowl

When it comes to sucking, the Raiders are still the champs. For three quarters Sunday, the 49ers gave it their best egg layers effort, but the Raiders hung in there and out laid them down the stretch, falling behind and

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2010 49ers: FAIL!

Now that we’ve dispensed with the football part of the 49er 2010 NFL season, fans can begin to focus once again on what has become the staple of the San Francisco 49ers in the twenty-first century: booing. Another year, another

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2017 Schedule
Sept. 10: vs. Carolina, 1:25 p.m.
Sept. 17: at Seattle, 1:25 p.m.
Sept. 21: vs. L.A. Rams, 5:25 p.m.
Oct. 1: at Arizona, 1:05 p.m.
Oct. 8: at Indianapolis, 10 a.m.
Oct. 15: at Washington, 10 a.m.
Oct. 22: vs. Dallas, 1:05 p.m.
Oct. 29: at Philadelphia, 10 a.m.
Nov. 5: vs. Arizona, 1:05 p.m.
Nov. 12: vs. N.Y. Giants, 1:25 p.m.
Week 11 — Bye
Nov. 26: vs. Seattle, 1:05 p.m.
Dec. 3: at Chicago, 10 a.m.
Dec. 10: at Houston, 10 a.m.
Dec. 17: vs. Tennessee, 1:25 p.m.
Dec. 24: vs. Jacksonville, 1:05 p.m.
Dec. 31: at L.A. Rams, 1:25 p.m.
 
2017 Draft Class
1. DE Solomon Thomas
1. ILB Reuben Foster
3. CB Ahkello Witherspoon
3. QB C.J. Beathard
4. RB Joe Williams
5. TE George Kittle
5. WR Trent Taylor
6. DT D.J. Jones
6. LB Pita Taumoepenu
7. CB Adrian Colbert
 
2016 Prognostications
Closest To The Pin
  Grumpy: 3-13
  Spitblood: 3-13
  Winder: 3-13
Bakkentom: 0-16
Bullit: 5-11
Chuck: 8-8, 7-9, 9-7, 10-6
Mr Fletch: 4-12
NJ49er: 5-11
Phil Fan: 4-12
Rob: 9-7
RTFirefly: 7-9
Skeebers: 6-10

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