A week and a half into training camp and the bodies are falling left and right. Probably a normal occurrence, but each year it seems worse than the previous year. Short term memory loss. Bodies were no doubt falling at…
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Mock Train to Boot Hill
One more week until the 2018 Draft, when the 49ers will select some guys and find out if they can play and if they can stay out of trouble. And the thousands of mock drafts will magically disappear to some…
Tagged with: 2018 NFL Draft, Hue Jackson, John Dorsey, Mel Kiper, Roger Goodell, Troy Aikman
Posted in Draft Board
Posted in Draft Board
Go Forth and Be Righteous
Football violence has taken a back seat to Domestic Violence this past week, proving once again that the public has an enormous appetite for violence. They not only eat up the violence itself, but take especial delight in finding culprits…
Tagged with: Chicago Bears, Colin Kaepernick, Marc Trestman, Ray Rice, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers, Vic Fangio
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 40, Texans 13
The 49ers closed out the 2014 Exhibition season by thoroughly routing the Houston Texans, 40-13. It was the scrubs finest hour. And for many of them, their final hour, too. The first half looked pretty similar to the starting unit’s…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Blaine Gabbert, Colin Kaepernick, Houston Texans, Jim Harbaugh, Josh Johnson, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Visiting the Uglies
Sunday marked the end of life without football. R.I.P. hunk of shit dead air time. The 49ers tee it up Thursday night against the Ravens. Can’t wait to see Jewel Hampton blowing through holes opened up by Al Netter and…
Tagged with: Al Netter, Carlos Hyde, Carter Bykowski, Chris Borland, Glen Dorsey, Jewel Hampton, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmie Ward, John Harbaugh, Michael Wilhoite, Navorro Bowman, Nick Moody, Ray Lewis, Ray Rice, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine
Posted in Training Camp
Posted in Training Camp
Mug Shot Patrol
The past week has not been a good one for the 49ers. Train wreck about covers it. On Sunday, OLB extraordinaire Aldon Smith went off the rails yet again, getting arrested in L.A. for a false report of a bomb.…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Quinton Patton, Ricardo Lockette, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in The Usual Suspects
Posted in The Usual Suspects
Scouting Combine Week
The NFL stirs back to life this week with the annual Scouting Combine in Indianapolis. We’ll be hearing about wingspan, 40 yard dash times, bench presses, Wonderlic scores, and a variety of other goofy measurements and drills — all designed…
Tagged with: A.J. Jenkins, and Marcus Maxwell, Anquan Boldin, Brandon Williams, Darren Sharper, Donte Whitner, Jason Hill, Jonathon Martin, Josh Morgan, Kyle Williams, Michael Crabtree, Phil Dawson, Quinton Patton, Rasheed Marshall, Richie Incognito, Roger Goodell, Ronald Johnson, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Vacant Observations
Posted in Vacant Observations
Scoreboard Watchers Weekend
Last week of the 2013 season. Green Bay at Chicago for the NFC North title. Philadelphia at Dallas for the NFC East title. Saints are win-and-in versus Tampa Bay. Carolina and Seattle could both win their divisions and get the…
Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, Arizona Cardinals, Bruce Arians, Calais Campbell, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Kyle Orton, LeSean McCoy, Michael Crabtree, Navorro Bowman, Patrick Peterson, Patrick Willis, Roger Goodell, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Tim Tebow, Tony Romo
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Football Is Back
As the 2013 NFL Offseason stinks quietly into the murky depths of history, it’s time to dust off the pom-poms and give it the old sis, boom, bah. Another exciting season of 49er football is about to begin. This year’s…
Inappropriate Whatever
The blogs might be bonkering out in New Orleans these days, but they’re pretty quiet in San Francisco. The draft is only two weeks away, but it is not being fondled with the same lustful fingers as drafts in past…
Tagged with: Anthony Dixon, Bill Clinton, Bobby Petrino, Colby Fleener, Delanie Walker, Humphrey Bogart, Mario Manningham, Randy Moss, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Vacant Observations
Posted in Vacant Observations
Crime and Punishment
The draft is two and a half weeks off, the first offseason practices are a week away, and the Gregg Williams scandal is threatening to end life on earth, as we know it. The players involved in Bountygate have yet…
Tagged with: Bill Belichick, Frank Gore, Gregg Williams, Kyle Williams, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Away From the Lights
Last year, the Eagles won the Free Agency PR title and were promptly awarded a berth in the 2011 Super Bowl. Hmmmm. Is “oops” too strong a word? The actual Free Agency winner was the guy who laid in the…
Tagged with: Carlos Rogers, Donte Whitner, Joe Montana, Josh Morgan, New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, Peyton Manning, Roger Goodell, San Francisco 49ers, Ted Ginn, Trent Baalke
Posted in Vulcan Mind Probes
Posted in Vulcan Mind Probes
Damned Mendacity
Kevin Burnett, a free agent linebacker who played for the San Diego Chargers last year, turned his mouth loose on XX Sports Radio this week and said, “Goodell’s full of it, he’s a liar. You’re a blatant liar.” This sentiment…
February Sucks
It’s February 1st today and all football fans know what that means. The most useless month of the year has arrived. Tomorrow, somewhere in New Hampshire or Maine or one of those hoity-toit states up there in the northeast corner…
Tagged with: 49ers, Ben Roethlisberger, Bill Belichick, DeMaurice Smith, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Roger Goodell, Tom Brady
Posted in Angst 101
Posted in Angst 101