We’re heading into year 5 of the Lynch/Shanahan era. So far, they’ve managed to give us three last place teams and one SB team. And the weird “achievement” of going “worse to first” followed by “first to worst.” There’s a…
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Tagged with: 49ers, Bill O’Brien, DeAndre Hopkins, Deshaun Watson, Jadevon Clowney, JJ Watt, Nick Mullens
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Cowboys 41, 49ers 33
The 49ers were officially eliminated from the 2020 playoffs Sunday in Arizona. Nick Mullens played Santa Claus to the Dallas Cowboys, gifting them with two interceptions and a fumble for 17 points. Richie James kicked in a fumble, too, for another 7…
Tagged with: 49ers, Bill Walsh, Ceedee Lamb, Cowboys, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmie Ward, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Raheem Mostert, Richie James, Tevin Coleman
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Washington 23, 49ers 15
The 49ers bid farewell to the 2020 season Sunday in Arizona, kindly gifting Washington with a victory which kept them in first place in the NFC East. Nick Mullens was the most generous giver, tossing a pick six and dribbling a…
Tagged with: 49ers. Washington, Brandon Aiyuk, CJ Beathard, Deebo Samuel, Nick Mullens
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Bills 34, 49ers 24
The 49ers’ playoff hopes went from maybe to the edge of fuggedabouddit Monday night in Arizona. This game seemed winnable going in if Nick Mullens didn’t make too many mistakes and the defense shut down the Bills. Of the two “ifs”…
49ers 23, Rams 20
Nick Mullens led two fourth quarter drives that gave the 49ers a come from behind victory against the Rams on Sunday afternoon. The win kept the Niners’ thin playoff hopes alive and knocked the Rams out of first place in…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, Deebo Samuel, Kerry Hyder, Nick Mullens, Rams, Robbie Gould
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
View From The Bottom
Six games left in this sad, lost season. Without all the injuries, this team would be sitting at 7-3 or better now, instead of 4-6. And every team in the NFC is thrilled and praying they don’t get healthy and…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, CJ Beathard, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens
Posted in Vacant Observations
Posted in Vacant Observations
Saints 27, 49ers 13
I suppose, if we’re groveling for positives, this game could be viewed as a moral victory. After all, a week ago the Saints clobbered the Bucs 38-3. But that would overlook the reality that the team gave this game away…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, JaMycal Hasty, Jason Verrett, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens, Saints
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Seahawks 37, 49ers 27
The 49ers were outplayed and outcoached in Seattle Sunday afternoon. But that didn’t stop them from racking up more injuries, which has become the lone consistency the team has displayed this year. Facing the worst defense in the league, the…
Tagged with: 49ers, DK Metcalf, Emmanuel Moseley, George Kittle, JaMycal Hasty, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens, Seahawks
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Eagles 25, 49ers 20
The 49ers lost to the Eagles 25-20 Sunday night, but a more accurate portrayal of the score would be 49ers 20, Eagles 8, Nick Mullens -17. And just like that, the bandwagons of the 49ers and of Mullens emptied out into…
Tagged with: 49ers, Eagles, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Ziggy Ansah
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
49ers 36, Giants 9
The stock price of Nick Mullens, Inc surged upward Sunday in New Jersey as he directed a thorough and relentless butt-kicking of the hapless New York Giants. Mullens completed 25 of 36 to ten different receivers while racking up 343 yards.…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, Deebo Samuel, Jason Verrett, Jimmie Ward, Kendrick Bourne, Mohamed Sanu, New York Giants, Nick Mullens, Trent Taylor
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Prove It or Lose It
Hey, look! We’ve got ourselves a MUST WIN GAME! Hahaha. We haven’t had one of these in quite awhile. But, let’s face it, if the 49ers can’t beat the Seahawks here at home, they’re not likely to in Seattle. And…
Tagged with: 49ers, Daniel Brunskill, Joe Staley, Kwon Alexander, Kyle Juszczyk, Mike McGlinchey, Nick Mullens, Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 27, Chiefs 17
Jimmy Garoppolo quieted the restless 49er masses Saturday night in Kansas City, turning in a solid performance while playing the entire first half. He was a bit ragged on the first drive, then settled down and threw some beautiful passes.…
Tagged with: 49ers, Charlie Finley, CJ Beathard, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Mickey Mantle, Nick Mullens, Wilton Speight
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
49ers 17, Cowboys 9
18 for 216 yards. Not bad, if you’re a QB. But we’re not talking about yards gained. No, those were yards lost – to penalties. Yes, the 49ers were in midseason form Saturday night, gaining 339 forwardly and 216 backwardly.…
Tagged with: 49ers, CJ Beathard, Cowboys, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Shon Coleman, Trent Taylor, Vic Fangio
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
The Expendables Game
The 49ers kick off their exhibition season this Saturday night against the Cowboys, who, I might mention, have not been to a Super Bowl in 24 years. Not one Title Game, either. Loooooooooozzzzers!!! So, just when you think the world…
Tagged with: 49ers, CJ Beathard, Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens
Posted in Training Camp
Posted in Training Camp
ACLs R Us
The 49ers will be holding their month long offseason practices in a week or so. Matt Maiocco will provide spotty coverage that portrays everything in a positive light. Grant Cohn will provide the same coverage, portraying everything in a negative…
Tagged with: 49ers, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kwon Alexander, Malcolm Smith, Nick Mullens
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Buzzkill Edition
We’re a week and a half into the offseason, and no 49er player has yet been arrested. Super Bowl here we come! There seems to be a ground swell of optimism forming for the 2019 season, unlike any season in,…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, Deforest Buckner, George Kittle, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Marquise Goodwin, Matt Breida, Nick Mullens
Posted in Delusional Therapy
Posted in Delusional Therapy
Last Call For 2018
The 49ers have not won a road game all year. It would be a shame to ruin such a pristine swing and a miss by somehow eking out a victory against the Rams this Sunday in Los Angeles. After all,…
Tagged with: Aaron Donald, Andy Reid, Aqib Talib, Jared Goff, Los Angeles Rams, Marcus Peters, Ndamukong Suh, Nick Mullens, San Fancisco 49ers
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Bears 14, 49ers 9
The Chicago Bears brought some old-fashioned smash-mouth football to Santa Clara Sunday afternoon. They shut down the 49ers running game, then shut down their passing game, then shut them out in the second half, and finally sent 25% of the…
Tagged with: Allen Robinson, Chicago Bears, Jimmy Garoppolo, Mitch Trubisky, Nick Mullens, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Bring Your Gum Wads
The Chicago Bears come to town this weekend, fresh from clinching the NFC North division. They would be more tempted to mail this game in if not for the falling fortunes of the Rams which have suddenly made the last…
Tagged with: 49ers, Adrian Colbert, Bears, Jacquiski Tartt, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Jimmie Ward, K'waun Williams., Nick Mullens, Reuben Foster, Vic Fangio
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 26, Seahawks 23
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! After ten straight thumpings, the 49ers finally rose up and smote down the Seattle effing Seahawks. I’m still pinching myself, Shirley. Sunday’s victory was the biggest win of the Kyle Shanahan era…
Tagged with: CJ Beathard, Jeff Wilson, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Richie James, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Sebastian Janikowski
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Once More With Gusto
The Seahawks come to town next Sunday for an encore performance of “Kick my butt!” It’s doubtful the 49ers will be as generous this time around as they were two weeks ago in Seattle, when they gifted the Seahawks with…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Arik Armstead, CJ Beathard, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Bosa, Nick Mullens, Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 20, Broncos 14
Every dog has its day and Sunday the 49ers had their second WTF Dog Day of the year. The first was against the Raiders and this was against the Broncos. And both of them were engineered by Nick Mullens, who has…
Tagged with: CJ Beathard, Denver Broncos, DJ Reed, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Marcell Harris, Nick Mullens, San Francisco 49ers, Shannon Sharpe, Vance Joseph, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread