Sunday’s game was as ugly as a Mike Singletary game plan. In fact, that’s exactly what it was. Kudos to Kyle Shanahan for eschewing his ego and going with the smash-mouth approach. The 49ers had a superior team and let the full…
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49ers 17, Eagles 11
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Mack, Eagles, Elijah Mitchell, JaMycal Hasty, Jeff Wilson, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Mike Singletary, Raheem Mostert, Trey Sermon
Posted in Post Game Spread
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2021 49ers Are Open For Business
The offseason wheezes out the door tomorrow, taking its annual break from boring us all to death. So long, Nothingburger, see you in February. The first order of business after the players check in will be to find out who’s…
Plenty of Nothing
At this point in the offseason, “no news is good news” rules the day. It means no 49er has broken any of his precious bodily parts or been arrested for some type of bad behavior. There’s been quite a bit…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Banks, Ambry Thomas, Elijah Mitchell, Javon Kinlaw, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Tasom Hill, Trey Lance, Trey Sermon
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
2021 Organized Team Activities
The OTAs are underway, with about 90% attendance from the players who gave lip service to the NFLPA’s edict to boycott these “voluntary” work outs but clearly value their jobs over their union solidarity. Wise choice, lads. After all, there’s…
Tagged with: 49ers, DeMeco Ryans, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Robert Saleh, Trey Lance
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49ers Go All In
John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan certainly put some pop into the normally ho-hum activities of the second week of Free Agency last week, trading two number one picks and a third to move up from the number 12 pick to the…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Bruce Arians, Jimmy Garoppolo, John Lynch, Justin Fields, Kirk Cousins, Kyle Shanahan, Mac Jones, Robert Saleh
Posted in Draft Board
Posted in Draft Board
Rumor Mill Times
This will be a bad year to be a free agent. With the shrinking of the salary cap, free agents will be joined in the unemployed section by a lot of veterans cut by teams to fit under the cap.…
Tagged with: 49ers, DeMeco Ryans, Jared Goff, Jason Verrett, Jimmy Garoppolo, Matt Stafford, Trent Williams
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Ice Bowl Weekend
The NFL season has continued without us these past two weekends. A common occurrence during the ill-fated ownership years of the York family. The current regime has been to the playoffs once in four years, and the Harbaugh regime went…
View From The Bottom
Six games left in this sad, lost season. Without all the injuries, this team would be sitting at 7-3 or better now, instead of 4-6. And every team in the NFC is thrilled and praying they don’t get healthy and…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, CJ Beathard, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens
Posted in Vacant Observations
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Saints 27, 49ers 13
I suppose, if we’re groveling for positives, this game could be viewed as a moral victory. After all, a week ago the Saints clobbered the Bucs 38-3. But that would overlook the reality that the team gave this game away…
Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Aiyuk, JaMycal Hasty, Jason Verrett, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens, Saints
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Packers 34, 49ers 17
The 49ers got jobbed last Thursday night. The game should have been rescheduled, like games earlier in the season were, but the NFL didn’t want to lose the Thursday TV revenue. It probably didn’t matter since the team was down…
Seahawks 37, 49ers 27
The 49ers were outplayed and outcoached in Seattle Sunday afternoon. But that didn’t stop them from racking up more injuries, which has become the lone consistency the team has displayed this year. Facing the worst defense in the league, the…
Tagged with: 49ers, DK Metcalf, Emmanuel Moseley, George Kittle, JaMycal Hasty, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Mullens, Seahawks
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Dolphins 43, 49ers 17
So, about next year … The only thing that could save this year is if COVID went crazy and they had to scrap the season. The Niners got trashed so bad it looked like the 2016 team out there on…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dolphins, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Staley, Nick Bosa, Trent Williams
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Eagles 25, 49ers 20
The 49ers lost to the Eagles 25-20 Sunday night, but a more accurate portrayal of the score would be 49ers 20, Eagles 8, Nick Mullens -17. And just like that, the bandwagons of the 49ers and of Mullens emptied out into…
Tagged with: 49ers, Eagles, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Ziggy Ansah
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49ers 31, Jets 13
The 49ers got back on track by drubbing the hapless Jets Sunday, but they likely lost any chance at being a SB contender this year when all-world DE Nick Bosa tore his ACL and will be out for the season. The…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, George Kittle, Jerick McKinnon, Jets, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jordan Reed, Kendrick Bourne, Mohamed Sanu, Nick Bosa, Raheem Mostert, Solomon Thomas
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Cardinals 24, 49ers 20
The 49ers tried to play a 21st century football game with no wide receivers. Fail. Kendrick Bourne: 2 receptions. Dante Pettis: zero. AZ secondary: smoke break. DC Robert Saleh had an entire offseason to figure out how to defend against squirt-ball QBs. Fail. Kyler…
Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Brandon Aiyuk, Cardinals, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuel, Deforest Buckner, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jordan Reed, Kendrick Bourne, Kyle Shanahan, Robert Saleh, Trent Taylor
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And Away We Go
The defending NFC Champion San Francisco 49ers kick off their 2020 season next Sunday afternoon at home against the division rival Arizona Cardinals. These pesky assholes gave the Niners a scare in both games last season, but clutch fourth quarter…
Tagged with: 49ers, DeAndre Hopkins, DJ Jones, Fred Warner, George Kittle, Javon Kinlaw, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jordan Reed, Kyler Murray, Larry Fitzgerald, Russell Wilson, Trent Taylor
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Eras Come, Eras Go
The retirement of Joe Staley closed the books on all the players drafted from the Mike Nolan/Scot McCloughan era. In fact, only two players from those years are still on NFL rosters – Alex Smith and Frank Gore. If Michael Crabtree finds a team sometime this…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Dan Marino, Frank Gore, Fred Warner, George Kittle, Jeff Garcia, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Montana, Joe Staley, Michael Crabtree, Mike McGlinchey, Mike Nolan, Nick Bosa, Scot McCloughan, Steve Young
Posted in Vacant Observations
Posted in Vacant Observations
Chiefs 31, 49ers 20
The 49ers’ fairy tale season came to an ignominious end Sunday night in Miami, crushed to death at the fifty yard line as Jimmy Garoppolo stood motionless, unable or unwilling to throw the ball on fourth and ten with the season…
Tagged with: 49ers, Andy Reid, Chiefs, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Montana, Kyle Shanahan
Posted in Post Game Spread
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Defense, Defense, Defense!
It’s blah, blah, blah week while we wait for next Sunday’s Super Bowl game. While it’s nice that the Niners and Chiefs are doing the yapping, and not some other team from the East Coast, it’s still a lot of…
Tagged with: 49ers, Chiefs, Dan Marino, Dee Ford, Jimmy Garoppolo, Patrick Mahomes
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 37, Packers 20
The 49ers made it look easy Sunday night, pounding their way to a 27-0 halftime lead and cruising to the finish line. There wasn’t a moment of real anxiety the entire game. The most laughable and yet telling stat of…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuels, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Bosa, Packers, Patrick Mahomes, Raheem Mostert
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Posted in Post Game Spread
49ers 27, Vikings 10
When last we saw the 49ers, they were surviving by an inch after a second half defensive collapse that nearly derailed their season. They had also just finished five consecutive nail-biter games, going 3-2. Saturday, however, they mercifully quit pissing around…
Tagged with: 49ers, Ahkello Witherspoon, Dee Ford, DJ Jones, Earl Mitchell, Emmanuel Moseley, Jaquiski Tartt, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kwon Alexander, Mike Person, Vikings
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Let’s Go Get A Ring
Okay, here we are again. Back in the playoffs, number one seed, and as good a chance as any team to advance to the Super Bowl. Not exactly what any of us envisioned at the start of the season, but…
Tagged with: 49ers, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Staley, Kirk Cousins, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Moore, Travis Kelce, Vikings
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews