As the 2013 NFL Offseason stinks quietly into the murky depths of history, it’s time to dust off the pom-poms and give it the old sis, boom, bah. Another exciting season of 49er football is about to begin.
This year’s team will be led by Castro district pin-up sensation Colin Kaepernick, who spent the offseason trotting around the country half or fully naked and proclaiming, “I love me some me and screw you.”
Not exactly the sort of classy and humble leadership 49er fans have grown accustomed to, but football fanning requires a near-pact with the devil moral system, so I’m sure we’ll all come to bask in the glow of Colin’s heroic achievements on the field of play. Achievements are also something 49er fans have grown accustomed to and on that count, there is no gray area. Win or take a hike.
OLB Ahmad Brooks has apparently escaped the wrath of the dreaded mug shot photo after his assault on teammate Lamar Divens. Divens also will not be prosecuted for his attempted extortion of $1,000,000 from Brooks. The 49ers stated they would have no further comment on the issue, which expanded on their earlier comments, which were non-existent. It remains to be seen whether NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will have anything to say about the matter in terms of fining and/or suspending Brooks for appearing to misbehave, whether he did or did not.
Continuing down the slippery slope of redefining “high character guys,” the 49ers fetched a pretty good young CB (Eric Wright) from Tampa Bay after he wore out his welcome there by getting suspended for PEDs and being arrested twice for DUIs, neither of which has as yet resulted in a conviction. The DUI charges were dropped in the first arrest and have not yet been applied in the second, which occurred a mere ten days ago on July 12. Assuming the charges are eventually filed, and Wright’s attorney is as good as Seattle’s Marshawn Lynch’s, who has gotten his client’s trial delayed for nearly two years, Wright should be able to play out the 2013 year without a suspension from Goodell.
The team will be opening Training Camp with 8 guys on the Physically Unable to Perform (PUP) list: DT Tank Carradine, DT Quinton Dial, RB Marcus Lattimore, T Luke Marquardt, LB Darius Fleming, RB Kendall Hunter, WR Mario Manningham, and WR Kyle Williams. Michael Crabtree will also be added to this list when he reports in for duty. That’s a lot of wounded warriors.
The past four seasons, the NFC West has been been fairly easy pickings, and the 49ers did the picking for the past two, after shedding the Nolangletary era restraints on offensive ingenuity. This year, however, the pickings will be located much higher on the tree. Both Seattle and St. Louis will be formidable participants in what promises to be a veritable donnybrook for division supremacy.
In two weeks, the preseason games begin and all those vacant Sundays will be filled from now until February. Sigh. How sweet it is.
ROB loves him some Cox! And he loves it the Wright way!
Chuck
Didn’t 12th Man say that on your blog yesterday?
Stealing his material??
You criticize Culliver for being stupid in making such remarks. What does this say about you?
Broncos LB Von Miller is facing a 4-game suspension for violating NFL policy.
Von Miller facing 4 game suspension for PEDs
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/22/report-von-miller-facing-a-four-game-suspension/
Jaguar has released the 3 commercial/promos featuring
Kaepernick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvOqiGDOLKI
Steve Young’s interview with Kaepernick from earlier this year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RfRhhybHAk
This piece called “The Letter” from ESPN from January.
You’ll notice CK’s wearing a Milwaukee Brewer’s cap and it’s not a big deal because they are not an opponent/rival of the Niners and nobody thought anything of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4ZDyELfnM
No he didn’t say that, you stupid dick. Can’t you read? He mentioned something about Cox. I added my own little touch of humor, you brainless squid. See? Blogs can be fun. Then there’s whatever you call what you do. God, you are a complete waste of time. Go away. Shut up. Grow up. Stop stalking my posts.
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BTW, I suppose you won’t watch the Niners this year since Brooks isn’t going to be punished for his alleged assault. Boo hoo. Internet nanny loses his way. Waaah!
Skeebs, at what point do you ban a guy for stalking posts of another?
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Just wondering. Cuz Bullitt, is a major dick. He and NoFear need to start an “I LOVE me some Unca” blog. They can rail on my various musings all they want in the privacy of their own goddamned place.
Yeah in Chuckles fanboy world it’s OK to assault a scrub team
member as long as you’re a star.
Thanks again for showing that you have no integrity or moral compass.
Brooks is far from being a star, Skippy. Please pay attention. Thanks again for being the biggest dickless weenie on the planet.
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To what do you attribute you 8:45 post, dickless wonder? Jealousy?
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Fanboy? Wow, Buwwitt learned a new word today. Since we’re going old school here, good for you, queer bait. I’m not the one posting Kappy commercials. Must be tough typing one-handed.
Like I said, Skeebs. Buwwitt goes out of his way to pester, harass, and generally be a dick. At what point do you tell him to STFU?
Can’t do that, Skeebs. The American popcorn industry and the Zombie Orville Redenbacher thank you for your support.
As for Wright: he failed his physical, trade voided, much ado about nothing. Sorry, rob.
My guess is the blood level in his THC sample was too low.
Failed his physical my ass. Were the Niners even aware of his recent DUI arrest before agreeing to this deal? Not looking like it. The club has more egg on its face. If it wasn’t for Disneyland we’d be the biggest Mickey Mouse organization in town.
Waah! Go back to being a Cowboy fan, Dennis. You never were much of a Niner fan anyway.
I figured he showed up drunk . . .
Tester: Eric, can you fill this cup?
Eric: From here? Sure!
STFU Chuck. This looks bad. Where’s that “due diligence” Baalke was talking about? Maybe Trent should have called Brian Sabean first.
Chuckles
Dickless weenie? That’s an oxymoron just like yourself.
Why don’t you do a Singletary and drop those trousers and show us what a dickless weenie is.
Chuckles
You are nothing but a paper bully
who simply can’t have a discussion without cheapshot character assasinations and juvenile namecalling.
You can dish it but as soon as someone comes back at you, Chuckles call fouls and tries to hide behind the moderator and have him intervene because your feelings are hurt. One day you’ll grow a spine because you are a total fake.
Chuckles
If you criticize Culliver for making hompphobic remarks and you make a similar joke, what does that say about you?
should read homophobic
This offseason has been really looooonnnnggg. Can’t wait for some real fooball. Lools like Nmanmdi(sp) is gonna make the team.
football lol
And, I quit drinking a long time ago.
And at halftime today, the Dickless Weenies and the Paper Bullies are all tied up.
The season needs to start. Soon.
Dickless Weenie sound just like something V would say.
Like father like son?
Video from Niner’s TC
http://www.49ers.com/media-gallery/videos/Veterans-Get-Early-Start-at-Training-Camp-/9d9fd253-3002-4253-aa68-77220789622e
Fooball, football, foosball. Yeah, this offseason has been interminable. Anything but Buwwitt’s constant whining. If I leave, what will you do, Buwwitt? Post more commercials? More tigerbeat shit?
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ROB made the joke, Buwwitt. Not me. Go harass him. God, you are as dumb as a stump.
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And dickless weenie is an oxymoron? Hooray for Buwwitt passing 5th grade english! It’s called a joke, you clueless moron. Humor. Try it some time.
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The due diligence has been done, Dennis. Wright’s off the team. What more do you want? You think the 4 days he was here caused irreparable damage? Bill Walsh hand-picked his successor in Terry Donohue. What say you about that? Or JJ Stokes?
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Gee Buwwitt. Who started this? Check your 8:45 post. And stop being the world’s biggest pussy. You start this and get all butt-hurt when I call you out? Boo hoo. The world cries for you.
I stayed away for a while, but I see I can’t post here without the chiahuahua badgering me at every turn. So, f*** it.
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Skeebs, I’d put a muzzle on that little prick.
Get it Reddog/Buwwitt/Wong/Razor/Touchdown Tommy? Chiahuahua – badgering? It’s a joke, son. Try to pay attention.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwnwbG9YLE
Like I have always said I post stuff that people might have seen but some might have missed and mostly pertain to the Niners.
I make no apologies and it’s too bad that some nitwits are so petty.
Chuck
I hope you are done with your homophobic slurs.
Doesn’t bother me except to conclude you have issues and are pathetic to go that route.
Gives people a glimpse into your life and your past it isn’t pretty.
Did you guys see that AJ Jenkins was wide open and caught a pass in bullit’s TC video! LOL
I even picked him on one of my FF teams. We really need for AJ and Patton to step up. God, I have a feeling this year is gonna be good.
Explain your 8:45 am post, Buwwitt. You are nothing but a troll-baiting little prick. Fess up and move on, skippy.
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Calling you a pussy isn’t homophobic. Just Buwwitt-phobic. Hyuk! Calling you a pussy does a disservice to vaginas everywhere. Maybe you need to meet one. I think yer a little backed up.
This year is all about the passing game, and how much progress they can make. If Manningham was assured to be in fine fettle, I’d feel much better with he and Bouldin as the 1 and 2. As it is, there are ? marks all over these guys. Lockette, AJ, Patton, and a bunch of scrubs doesn’t give me a big thrill. For all their work of bolstering the WRs, injuries and attrition have taken their toll and the season has barely started.
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I’m of a mind that Vance CAN dance, and he’ll be a better option than Delanie (stonehands) Walker was.
Chuckles
I thought you were leaving? Still here?
Haven’t cut and run yet?
“Queer Bait” only in the Chuckles fanboy world isn’t a slur.
Gay double entendre jokes are just about a paper bully’s speed.
Looks like we should send Chuck to an LGBT meeting. Culliver can show him the ropes.
Explain your 8:45 post, Buwwitt.
Looks like we should send Skeebs in to a ‘Running blog for Dummies’ seminar.
Sorry if I’m “regurgitating” this article.
Aaron Rodgers just might feel like a bigger fool than Chuckles.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/aaron-rodgers-put-salary-ryan-braun-being-clean-235553423.html
The other part of the Ryan Braun story is in Spring Training he got up in front of the entire team and swore to them he didn’t take PEDs.
Now the whole Brewer clubhouse feels betrayed as they stupidly defended him and made fools of themselves.
MLB Network says there is serious doubt that Braun would ever be welcomed by any teammates in Milwaukee after the suspension.
Frank Gore did wear this Dolphin
sweatshirt last season
http://imgur.com/aQQ3I
Article from last season about the Niner’s chef
http://www.foodrepublic.com/2012/09/04/nfl-kickoff-eating-san-francisco-49ers
Be still my heart. The Niner chef speaks! “Here, boys. Try the HGH souffle with an Anadrol side salad.”
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You watch. Once next year rolls around, Braun will be back on the team. As long as he acts very contrite and thoroughly chastened. Time heals all wounds. The fans don’t care. The players? Well, if he hits, they won’t care either. Christ, he’s signed through 2020. Problem is, take a look at Melky Cabrera’s numbers from this year to last. Bit of a drop off.
And time woulds all heels. . .
. . . erg, wounds . . .
Hyuk
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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/07/jim-harbaugh-on-kaepernick-cap-saga-i-know-where-his-allegiances-lie/
Veterans report today. Camp starts tomorrow!
One of my critics claims I regurgitate information.
I share info that I find on the Niners.
I look at this person’s posts on another blog and guess what?
He’s “regurgitating” info just like me.
The pettiness and hateful acrimony
is baffling.
I suggest before labeling other people and namecalling you grow up, act like an adult and practice what you preach.
Peter King interview with Kaepernick
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/07/23/colin-kaepernick-49ers/
Sports Science updated piece on Kaepernick after the Packer Playoff Win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyypCZG7K4
bullit- Keep posting that regurgitated stuff. I don’t have time to find much of that stuff and much of what you post I wouldn’t ever see if it were not here. I appreciate your sharing.
Berger
Thanks.
There is a lot of info out there
and things I have missed and stumble upon months later.
Not sure where the petty jealousy of shooting the messenger comes from.
If you don’t like it don’t click on the link. It’s that simple.
Explain your 8:45 am post, Buwwitt.
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Didja read my link, Bergs? Apparently Harbaugh shares my feelings that the hat thing wasn’t a big deal. Unlike some other breathless nanny-staters around these parts.
Aaron Rodgers should avoid making foolish bets he can’t honor and keep his mouth shut.
This in light of Mr Discount Doublecheck opening his mouth about giving up a year’s salary if it was proven that Braun used PEDs. Ryan Braun was suspended
and now Rodgers is in hiding.
Unfortunately for Rodgers there is no where to hide as the Pack
starts Training Camp this week.
All this after his bad decision
from the Niner game from last season, a bet he welched on.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/aaron-rodgers-loses-bet-boyz-ii-men-wear-134525443–nfl.html
unca- If the Niners are winning the hat incident becomes moot. If they lose or Kaep plays poorly many fans will reference the hat. IMO it was a bad move, but only because he put undue pressure on himself. For me it is no big deal and actually, other than the undue pressure he put on himself, I could care less. Just win baby!
I’ll have a Psychotic Venom with a Hateful Acrimony chaser… but hold the Petty Jealousy. It’s only 9 AM, for Christ’s Sake, I need to pace myself.
Chuckles
Still here???
Are you a phony and a fraud?
I know you are a lying hypocrite.
Wearing the fish cap was a forgivable error (as long as he doesn’t do it again).
Lashing out at some fans was a bad move that might come back to bite CK.
As the face of the franchise you are under the microscope and everything you do in public is a PR move.
When Kapernick became the starter
that was part of the job description.
When’s the last time you saw a good shouting match on TV?
Not about the Niners but at least it’s about pro football.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqF9fwkiZxw
These poll don’t really matter but for what it’s worth
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/24/49ers-take-top-spot-in-pfts-preseason-power-rankings/#comments
My take on it is, if the hat is an issue, then you are sorely lacking in common sense and are easily distracted by bright shiny things.
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The only thing Kappy is guilty of is not being aware that he is a major celebrity now, and that all his actions will be scrutinized with the harsh and unflinching attention bestowed on actors and politicians and the like.
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I think he gets it now.
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Sorry Buwwitt. I decided to keep posting here just to piss you off. Hyuk!
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Rodgers speaks his mind, and you have a problem with it? Funny how fast you jump on Rodgers for supporting his friend. Even if Braun did f up, at least he knows who his friends are. I suppose all famous people shouldn’t say anything that could somehow come back to bite them. Let’s all cheer for vanilla!!!
In other words, Skippy, I’m not going to let the likes of you run me off this blog. So, suck it hard.
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You remind me of the guy on the left in that little pissing match you posted.
Chuckles
I wasn’t the one crying and whining to the moderator not once, not twice but 4 times in the span of 2 hours that you were helpless and I hurt your feelings when in fact you were on a hysterical rant.
That’s Chuckles the drama queen.
Troll away . . .
And while you are at it, explain your 8:45 post.
Chuckles
Yeah Aaron Rodgers is a man of his word welching on bets.
Just like you without honor or integrity.
A bets a bet and saying stupid things like betting your salary
just proves how dumb he is and how stupid you are to defend him.
But then again you were defending
Aaron Hernandez and Ahmad Brooks
so it shows just where you are coming from.
Chuckles
Not only did Braun screwup, he thought he could get away with a coverup after he got caught.
Way to go Chuck defending a liar and a cheat like Ryan Braun.
You two are quite similar so I get why you connect.
You have this moronic habit of supporting the wrong people and taking the wrong view.
Show me where I defend Braun.
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And explain your 8:45 post.
Chuckles
I can’t help it if you don’t and can’t comprehend English. You having to repeat 4th grade 3 times and 5th grade 4 times has taken it’s toll on you and scarred you for life leaving you in your current mental state.
bummer , I really did have some hopes for eric wright ! he looked pretty good coming out that year ! oh well it didn’t hurt us to take a look (dennis) so , no harm no foul
when it comes to winning and my 9ers , leave no stone unturned imo !
in three days 9ers bucs tickets go on sale here ! i’m all in baby ! looking to score good seats ! can’t wait for dec 15th !!!
omg ! I guess I did make the ‘I love cox’ comment ! aw man can I now be guilty of making a homophobic remark ?
oh wait … here’s one for debate . does ‘I love cox’ qualify as homophobic ? maybe our resident smart guy Delmar dennis can help us out here !
Rob
On 7/21 none of your posts mention Cox.
Someone is making up shit again because he has difficulties with English.
Sorry, ROB! In the eyes of the nanny-stater, guilty as charged.
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So, where do I defend Braun, Bullitt?
Guess what? The niners could very well sign Wright after the Bucs cut him on friday.
on the cheap . . .
Hey rob, how’s it hangin.
Rob, don’t worry about the political implications or the shit we give you. It was hilarious.
Chuckles
Premature again as usual?
“BTW, I suppose you won’t watch the Niners this year since Brooks isn’t going to be punished for his alleged assault. Boo hoo. Internet nanny loses his way. Waaah!”
Whitner as one of the defensive leaders seems to think Brooks has some kind of punishment coming.
http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/matt-maiocco/whitner-brooks-sorry
The penalty for Brooks should be that for this entire training camp he has to eat, sleep, practice and play with only Cox.
I’d play with Courtney Cox!
Hey Buwwitt, where do I defend Braun? Oh, that’s right another fabrication from the keyboard of the internanny. Explain your 8:45 poast while yer at it. Chicken?
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Does Whitner run the team? No. Does he work in the front office? No. Does he work for the league office? No.
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If something does happen, what then, skippy? A parade for you? You get to gloat that Brooks was punished? Yay Bullitt!!! Brooks has to do 250 hours of community service!! Good call!!!
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Golly, Bullitt! Gee whiz. What a guy! He thought something should happen! And it might! Wow!
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In the immortal words of William Shatner, get a life.
Unfortunately Bergs, yer stuck with Courtney Cocks, the cross-dressing stripper from Sparks . . .
Chuckles
Gloating? You’re the one that posted this
““BTW, I suppose you won’t watch the Niners this year since Brooks isn’t going to be punished for his alleged assault. Boo hoo. Internet nanny loses his way. Waaah!”
Again you are foiled by your own words you pea brained hypocrite.
Rob – Hope u get some good seats for that TB game it should be one for the books. Once we stomp Seattle in week two we should really be in a groove by the time that game comes around.
Rodgers just lost his entire year’s salary on a bet.
I’m sure he’s got a $100 mil banked and doesn’t give a rat’s you know what.
Please at least make sense, Buwwitt. I think your train has left the tracks. You are a couple beers short of a 12 pack. A few brick shy of a load. A couple puppies short of 101.
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And, please show me where I defend Braun.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angi1vwUkQc
Rob I’m going to be working on a road trip to DC for the MNF Matchup between Kaep and RG III in November.
Depends on the cost of the tickets but, my Boys are in if the seats can be had.
NJ
Some Redskin’s tix are already available at NFL Ticket Exchange
http://www.ticketexchangebyticketmaster.com/NFL/InventoryBrowse/Washington-Redskins-Tickets-at-FedEx-Field-in-Landover-11-25-2013?PID=1404416
Thx Bullit –
My Son is trying to work some insider deals with a College Buddy living in No VA.
See how he makes out?
Going to involve an overnight stay as well.
Not driving 3-4hrs after a MNF game.
Should be fun if we can land some decent seats.
Unca- I’ll leave the stripper clubs for you to check out. I don’t have much interest in them or Courtney Cocks, your cross dressing stripper friend. Please don’t tell me how you got to know this cross dressing Courtney Cocks so well, I do not want to know.
Chuckles
You don’t even know what you said about Ryan Braun? Your exact words:
“You watch. Once next year rolls around, Braun will be back on the team. As long as he acts very contrite and thoroughly chastened. Time heals all wounds. The fans don’t care. The players? Well, if he hits, they won’t care either. Christ, he’s signed through 2020. Problem is, take a look at Melky Cabrera’s numbers from this year to last. Bit of a drop off.”
“Even if Braun did f up, at least he knows who his friends are.”
Ok even “IF”??? Braun did screw up and has admitted to it. Only Chuckles still thinks it’s a question of if.
Again these are your exact posts.
I think everyone can see your support for Braun is both implicit and explicit. You think next year is business as usual for him as if he did nothing wrong
even though he’s both a cheater and a liar who betrayed teammates and friends.
Foiled by your own words again
but this game you keep playing here is getting old.
YOU’RE WELCOME!!! Hyuk!
I’m sorry you fail to understand basic English, Buwwitt. Nowhere in that do I say I defend his actions.
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I’m merely stating the reality of the situation. That being, the fans don’t give a rat’s ass about steroids. They got over it 8 years ago. If Ryan acts contrite, and he hits .310 and drives in 108, they will embrace him.
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He’s a liar and a tool. He cheated, got away with it, threw the Fed Ex guy (among others) under the bus, gets busted AGAIN, and NOW wants to put it behind him? These ‘punishments’ are a joke. It should be 2 year ban for the 1st positive, and a lifetime ban for the 2nd. Bud is a wimp. The NFL has their steroid deal wired. Don’t ask, don’t tell. Either way, you have to be monumentally stupid (or lazy) to get caught these days.
“The 49ers have activated Kyle Williams & Darius Fleming from PUP.”
Hey, a WR with some NFL passes caught.
I hear they moved Fleming inside. Too many more promising OLBs. I would not be completely surprised if they release him as soon as he practices and is officially healthy.
Might as well see what they got before the jettison him.
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Good to have one WR back. I wonder how Manningham’s doing?
Percy Harvin is having hip problems. I can sympathize. But I don’t have to play WR in the NFL with mine. Advantage moi.
Harvin can’t stay healthy playing in 43 out of a possible 64 games in his NFL career.
Seahags FO want him to play through the injury but Percy is already seeking a second opinion.
He already has the big contract and will get paid regardless.
Harvin is continuing his problem child antics from his Viking days.
Let’s see what happens.
http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/2013/07/25/seahawks-wr-percy-harvin-sits-out-with-reported-hip-injury/
We lose Crabtree and now Seattle possibly loses Harvin. All of a sudden the Rams have the best receiving corps in the division. Don’t sleep on the Rams.
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And need I remind you that the Rams got rid of Craig Dahl and we picked him up. That’s a two game swing in the standings right there alone.
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If I had to predict today, I’m thinking the NFC West shakes out like this:
Rams
Seahawks
49ers
Cardinals
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Damn. I really need a drink now. That’s depressing.
Look on the bright side, Dennis. You’re never right about anything!
No, Dennis, you are depressing. Day one of training camp and you’ve given up? A new record. Why bother?
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There are pollyanna fans, and then there are Morrissey fans. Then there’s you. You re are on the ledge and ready to jump a month and a half before the first game? Weak sauce, skippy.
And then there is the fan who sets himself up as the sole arbiter of acceptable fan behavior.
The only “real” fans are fans who think just like him. Cheers when he cheers and objects when he objects. Anything short of that is heresy!
And when he drives he drives 10 mph over the speed limit and constantly cusses the morons driving slower and the maniacs driving faster.
He doesn’t need to light a match when he takes a dump because his shit doesn’t stink either.
Hey NF – the driving part hits home a little. Lol
I wouldn’t light a match after a dump because the place could blow up!
Me too, Winder. And the rest, if I’m honest.
Berger, sometimes hanging a bio-hazard sign on the door on the way out is the only decent thing to do.
I should get one of those signs!
Decent recap at what went on today at TC
http://www.49ers.com/news/article-2/Boldin-Williams-Start-Camp-at-WR/43664b78-bc64-49db-84fa-5030c4d7192f
Then there are folks that post vaguely obscure posts that neither threaten nor cajole, nor have any point at all. Thanks NoFear. Another gem of, well, something. Everybody does that on the road. Was it Loius CK who had the diatribe about driving? Funny stuff.
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Alex Smith!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqZskUjcAhY
New post is up.