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Punching the Clock

If the 49ers lose Sunday to the Seattle Seahawks, fans will be booing and hissing, but underneath, deep down, a great sigh of relief will rumble through their collective intestinal tract, happily wending it’s way to the Ahhh Zone hole.

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Origins of Species

The 49ers will be without Frank Gore for the remainder of the season. In his place, we will see a two back rotation featuring Brian Westbrook and Anthony Dixon. Neither of these two leg churners specializes in pounding the ball

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Bye Week Bums or Vegas Faves?

Andy Reid always wins games following a bye week. Except for the SB. He might have won that one too if Donovan McNabb hadn’t lost his lunch in the 4th quarter. During the regular season, though, he’s been money in

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Lads in the Loo

It was exactly two years ago that Mike Singletary yanked a turnover machine named J. T. O’Sullivan from the starting lineup and inserted Shaun Hill, which led to a turn around in the 49ers 2008 season. This week Sing will

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We Can Build On This

A few commenters felt yesterday’s post was too optimistic. Okay, actually, every poster was either too kind to bother commenting at all and suggesting I get psychiatric help or a few just laughed me out of the bar, down the

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Whither Goest Thou?

Two months ago, the 49ers played the Raiders in an exhibition game and there was more passion by the fans for that game than there is for the one coming up this weekend. The one that counts. With its 0-5

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The Missing Ornament

I had a dream last night that the 49ers beat the Eagles 59-0. In the dream, as the team lined up for its first offensive play of the game, one by one little light bulbs popped up over the helmets

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End of the *!$*!%#@*&* Era

Wednesday was no doubt one of the most important days of the season for the 49ers. It was a day that Mike Singletary had to look his team in the eye and see if they still believed in him. And

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Identity Crisis

When the 2010 NFL schedule was first released, Sunday’s game against Kansas City was considered by most fans to be an automatic win. The Chiefs have been pretty bad lately and last year won only four games. Which doubled their

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Therapy Room 101

Okay. Enough with the hand wringing. We can do it again tomorrow, after Mike Singletary meets with the press today. Here’s a tip Coach. Roll out a bus, throw Moran Norris under it, grind it back and forth a few

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2021 Schedules
09/12: W 49ers 41, Lions 33
09/19: W 49ers 17, Eagles 11
09/26: L Packers 30, 49ers 28
10/03: L Seahawks 28, 49ers 21
10/10: L Cardinals 17, 49ers 10
10/17 BYE
10/24: L Colts 30, 49ers 18
10/31: W 49ers 33, Bears 22
11/07: L Cardinals 31, 49ers 17
11/15: W 49ers 31, Rams 10L
11/21: W 49ers 30, Jaguars 10
11/28: W 49ers 34, Vikings 26
12/05: L Seahawks 30, 49ers 23 12/12 · 10:00 AMCIN
12/19 · 1:05 PM v ATL
12/23 · 5:20 PM v TEN
01/02 · 1:05 PM v HOU
01/09 · 1:25 PM @ LAR

2021 Draft Class
1. QB Trey Lance, North Dakota State
2. OG Aaron Banks, Notre Dame
3. RB Trey Sermon, Ohio State
3. CB Ambry Thomas, Michigan
5. OG/OT Jaylon Moore, Western Michigan
5. CB Deommodore Lenoir, Oregon
5. S Talanoa Hufanga, USC
6. RB Elijah Mitchell, Louisiana
2021 Prognostications
Bullit: 12-5
Grumpy: 13-4
NJ49er: 11-6
Skeebers: 14-3
Winder: 12-5
Rob: 17-0
Spitblood: 0-17