In a battle of bleeding franchises, the 49ers leaked less than the Ravens Sunday, stopping their four game losing streak and notching their second win of the 2015 season. With the loss, the Ravens put themselves in contention for a…
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Can Anybody Play This Game?
June is here, which means three more months until the grand opening of The Return to Mediocrity Era. Featuring an ever evolving cast of entirely forgettable coaches and players. Hip hip kerplunk! Today, we’ll look at the 2012 Draft class,…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Alex Boone, Brandon Thomas, Carlos Hyde, Chris Culliver, Corey Lemonier, Dan Kilgore, Dontae Johnson, Frank Gore, Jimmie Ward, Joe Looney, Justin Smith, Keith Reaser, Kenneth Acker, Marcus Martin, Mike Iupati, Perrish Cox, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
April Daze
There’s been a lot of quotes from Anquan Boldin recently. Apparently, he’s appointed himself team spokesperson, in lieu of anyone else filling that role. On Friday, however, the 49ers trotted out Colin Kaepernick, Jim Tomsula, Vernon Davis, and Antoine Bethea…
Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Anquan Boldin, Antoine Bethea, Colin Kaepernick, Dontae, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Johnson, Michael Wilhoite, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Angst 101
Posted in Angst 101
The Enabler
New HC Jim Tomsula has stated that he won’t be involved in the offense or the defense this coming year, he’ll just be an “enabler.” Very clever. He can’t be blamed for a lousy O or a lousy D. I…
Tagged with: Alex Boone, Colin Kaepernick, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Kurt Warner, Patrick Willis, San Francisco 49ers, Steve Logan, Steve Young, Vernon Davis
Posted in Tuesday Morning Waterboy
Posted in Tuesday Morning Waterboy
Baalke’s Decade
With the departures of Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, Michael Crabtree, and Frank Gore, the Mike Nolan/Scot McCloughan draft era is just about wrapped up. There are only two guys left: Joe Staley and Vernon Davis. And only one FA signing…
Tagged with: Adam Gase, Frank Gore, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, Mike Nolan, Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, Scot McCloughan, Torrey Smith, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Baalkan Island
For the next two months, it will be GM Trent Baalke‘s turn to show us what he can do. Free agency begins in two weeks, followed by the draft in late April. Everyone seems to be clamoring for a fast…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Anquan Boldin, Brandon Lloyd, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Joe Staley, Mario Manningham, Mike Iupati, Mike Nolan, Randy Moss, San Francisco 49ers, Stevie Johnson, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Farewell Parties
Just over three weeks until the start of Free Agency. Hopefully, that will give the 49ers’ FO enough time to finish assembling an entire coaching staff, or at least parading them out there in a formal introduction. But, maybe Jim…
Tagged with: Chris Culliver, Frank Gore, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, Mike Iupati, Patrick Willis, Perrish Cox, San Francisco 49ers, Scot McCloughan, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Scraping the Barrel
Jed York took a weekend break from his whirlwind tour of beaming like a dunce while trying to sell Jim Tomsula to a highly skeptical world. Too bad. The laughter was just starting to make me forget how screwed the…
Tagged with: Anquan Boldin, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Geep Chryst, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Michael Crabtree, Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, ustin Smith, Vernon Davis
Posted in The Usual Suspects
Posted in The Usual Suspects
State of the Disunion
Everybody in the world seems to assume Jim Harbaugh will not return for a fifth year as 49er HC. If that’s because he wants to leave, then so be it. It’s his life, he can do what he wants. However,…
Tagged with: DeSean Jackson, Dwight Clark, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
49ers 17, Washington 13
The 49ers pulled another game out of their rear ends Sunday afternoon, stunning the disinterested Santa Clara minglers by scoring their first fourth quarter TD of the year! and oozing out a late victory. After falling behind 13-10, old guy…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Ahmad Brooks, Aldon Smith, Anquan Boldin, Carlos Hyde, Frank Gore, Justin Smith, Ray McDonald, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Tress Way, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Bourbon Street Blues
What a depressing week. Losing to the Rams, at home, is always depressing, but this time it was also embarrassing. The loss to a team that had no business even being in the game set off tremors to the franchise.…
Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Alex Boone, Frank Gore, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Staley, Michael Crabtree, Mike Nolan, New Orleans Saints, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Rams 13, 49ers 10
What a pathetic game. If Charles Haley was still on the team, he’d have torn up that brand new, state-of-the-art, comfy ass locker room in Santa Clara after this one. The Rams deserved to win the game, but they didn’t…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Anquan Boldin, Charles Haley, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Crabtree, San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Stevie Johnson, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Broncos 42, 49ers 17
I haven’t turned off a 49er game in the third quarter since probably as far back as the Mike Nolan era, but this puppy was going nowhere fast and when Colin Kaepernick tossed an interception and the Broncos immediately cashed…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Anquan Boldin, Brett Favre, Colin Kaepernick, Daniel Kilgore, Denver Broncos, Marcus Martin, Mike Nolan, Percy Harvin, Peyton Manning, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
49ers 31, Rams 17
For the third straight game, the 49ers dug themselves into a 14 point hole, then methodically clawed their way out and won. This time, they were down 14-0 after the first quarter and looked to be heading into the half…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, and Glenn Dorsey, Anquan Boldin, Austin Davis, Brandon Lloyd, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Janoris Jenkins, Jimmy Raye, Michael Crabtree, Navorro Bowman, Patrick Willis, Peyton Manning, San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Tramaine Brock, Vance McDonald, Vernon Davis, Vic Fangio
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Changing of the Guard
By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Antoine Bethea, Bill Ring, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Frank Gore, Jimmie Ward, Joe Looney, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, Patrick Willis, Peyton Manning, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Scot McCloughan, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel
The Church of Football Is Open
The players are back, the pads go on tomorrow, and in less than two weeks we’ll be watching a real fake football game. The final score doesn’t matter in these fake games, so they serve mainly as a warning to…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Carlos Hyde, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, Marcus Lattimore, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
Posted in Training Camp
Posted in Training Camp
Summer Wind
OTAs and minicamp have ended. The players now have five weeks or so of dangerous freedom before the start of Training Camp. Plenty of time to do something insane, like hoisting a huge party, shooting assault rifles from your roof…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Bruce Ellington, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Wright, Frank Gore, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
Hick Cups
We’re in the midst of a sporting drought. The Red Sox flicked aside the Cardinals in last fall’s World Series, the Seahawks blew out the Broncos, the Spurs humbled the Heat, the Kings wiped out the Rangers, and the U.S.…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, LaMichael James, Marcus Lattimore, Mike Singletary, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Glass Houses
It’s a good thing the NBA playoffs will be over soon, and not just for the usual reason of taking up space in the sports world. The recently deposed ruler of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, has hired 4 Private Eye…
Tagged with: Alex Boone, Donald Sterling, Jonathan Martin, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Dumb Guy Gazette
It’s been 20 years since the 49ers last won a Super Bowl. During that time of failure and boredom, all of us have gone from young dumb guys to old dumb guys. If they go another 20 without one, some…
Tagged with: Alex Boone, Carlos Rogers, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
OTA Lift Off
The news out of camp from the year’s first OTA practices was mostly good. The best news was Michael Crabtree has not yet broken or maimed any part of his tootsies. In five years, he’s only started a season healthy…
Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Johnny Manziel, Michael Crabtree, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
Posted in Mindless Drivel
Posted in Mindless Drivel