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49ers 48, Saints 46

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Skeebers

Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Roger Craig. George Kittle bulled his way into NFL Beast Mode lore Sunday afternoon in New Orleans with a monster 39 yard catch and rumble with 39 seconds left in the game to pull the 49er butts out…

Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jared Cook, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Marcell Harris, Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Robbie Gould, Roger Craig, Saints, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread

49ers 20, Broncos 14

Posted on December 10, 2018 by Skeebers

Every dog has its day and Sunday the 49ers had their second WTF Dog Day of the year. The first was against the Raiders and this was against the Broncos. And both of them were engineered by Nick Mullens, who has…

Tagged with: CJ Beathard, Denver Broncos, DJ Reed, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Marcell Harris, Nick Mullens, San Francisco 49ers, Shannon Sharpe, Vance Joseph, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread

Washington 26, 49ers 24

Posted on October 16, 2017 by Skeebers

Another week, another last second loss. The 49ers have developed an uncanny ability to almost, but not quite, win. Perhaps they will soon develop an uncanny ability to almost, but not quite, lose. It might have to wait a couple…

Colts 26, 49ers 23

Posted on October 9, 2017 by Skeebers

For the fourth straight week, the 49ers lost a game by three points or less — and in the final moments of play. 12-9, 41-39, 18-15, and now 26-23. They’ve become the Steve DeBergs of the NFL, with Brian Hoyer…

49ers 25, Ravens 20

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Skeebers

In a battle of bleeding franchises, the 49ers leaked less than the Ravens Sunday, stopping their four game losing streak and notching their second win of the 2015 season. With the loss, the Ravens put themselves in contention for a…

Can Anybody Play This Game?

Posted on June 3, 2015 by Skeebers

June is here, which means three more months until the grand opening of The Return to Mediocrity Era. Featuring an ever evolving cast of entirely forgettable coaches and players. Hip hip kerplunk! Today, we’ll look at the 2012 Draft class,…

Hyper Kiper Time

Posted on April 27, 2015 by Skeebers

The 2015 Schedule was released last Tuesday night. It looks like the only thing standing in the way of a perfect 0-8 start is the pesky opening game versus Minnesota. Even if the 49ers win that game — and they…

Tagged with: Eddie DeBartolo, Jay Glazer, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Joe Staley, John Frank, San Francisco 49ers, Scot McCloughan, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Draft Board

April Daze

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Skeebers

There’s been a lot of quotes from Anquan Boldin recently. Apparently, he’s appointed himself team spokesperson, in lieu of anyone else filling that role. On Friday, however, the 49ers trotted out Colin Kaepernick, Jim Tomsula, Vernon Davis, and Antoine Bethea…

Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Anquan Boldin, Antoine Bethea, Colin Kaepernick, Dontae, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Johnson, Michael Wilhoite, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Angst 101

The Enabler

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Skeebers

New HC Jim Tomsula has stated that he won’t be involved in the offense or the defense this coming year, he’ll just be an “enabler.” Very clever. He can’t be blamed for a lousy O or a lousy D. I…

Tagged with: Alex Boone, Colin Kaepernick, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Kurt Warner, Patrick Willis, San Francisco 49ers, Steve Logan, Steve Young, Vernon Davis
Posted in Tuesday Morning Waterboy

Baalke’s Decade

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Skeebers

With the departures of Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, Michael Crabtree, and Frank Gore, the Mike Nolan/Scot McCloughan draft era is just about wrapped up. There are only two guys left: Joe Staley and Vernon Davis. And only one FA signing…

Tagged with: Adam Gase, Frank Gore, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, Mike Nolan, Patrick Willis, Ray McDonald, Scot McCloughan, Torrey Smith, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation

Baalkan Island

Posted on February 23, 2015 by Skeebers

For the next two months, it will be GM Trent Baalke‘s turn to show us what he can do. Free agency begins in two weeks, followed by the draft in late April. Everyone seems to be clamoring for a fast…

Tagged with: Alex Smith, Anquan Boldin, Brandon Lloyd, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Joe Staley, Mario Manningham, Mike Iupati, Mike Nolan, Randy Moss, San Francisco 49ers, Stevie Johnson, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation

Farewell Parties

Posted on February 8, 2015 by Skeebers

Just over three weeks until the start of Free Agency. Hopefully, that will give the 49ers’ FO enough time to finish assembling an entire coaching staff, or at least parading them out there in a formal introduction. But, maybe Jim…

Scraping the Barrel

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Skeebers

Jed York took a weekend break from his whirlwind tour of beaming like a dunce while trying to sell Jim Tomsula to a highly skeptical world. Too bad. The laughter was just starting to make me forget how screwed the…

State of the Disunion

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Skeebers

Everybody in the world seems to assume Jim Harbaugh will not return for a fifth year as 49er HC. If that’s because he wants to leave, then so be it. It’s his life, he can do what he wants. However,…

Tagged with: DeSean Jackson, Dwight Clark, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation

49ers 17, Washington 13

Posted on November 23, 2014 by Skeebers

The 49ers pulled another game out of their rear ends Sunday afternoon, stunning the disinterested Santa Clara minglers by scoring their first fourth quarter TD of the year! and oozing out a late victory. After falling behind 13-10, old guy…

Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Ahmad Brooks, Aldon Smith, Anquan Boldin, Carlos Hyde, Frank Gore, Justin Smith, Ray McDonald, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Tress Way, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread

Bourbon Street Blues

Posted on November 5, 2014 by Skeebers

What a depressing week. Losing to the Rams, at home, is always depressing, but this time it was also embarrassing. The loss to a team that had no business even being in the game set off tremors to the franchise.…

Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Alex Boone, Frank Gore, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Staley, Michael Crabtree, Mike Nolan, New Orleans Saints, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Game Previews

Rams 13, 49ers 10

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Skeebers

What a pathetic game. If Charles Haley was still on the team, he’d have torn up that brand new, state-of-the-art, comfy ass locker room in Santa Clara after this one. The Rams deserved to win the game, but they didn’t…

Tagged with: Alex Smith, Anquan Boldin, Charles Haley, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Crabtree, San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Stevie Johnson, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread

Broncos 42, 49ers 17

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Skeebers

I haven’t turned off a 49er game in the third quarter since probably as far back as the Mike Nolan era, but this puppy was going nowhere fast and when Colin Kaepernick tossed an interception and the Broncos immediately cashed…

49ers 31, Rams 17

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Skeebers

For the third straight game, the 49ers dug themselves into a 14 point hole, then methodically clawed their way out and won. This time, they were down 14-0 after the first quarter and looked to be heading into the half…

Changing of the Guard

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Skeebers

By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…

The Church of Football Is Open

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Skeebers

The players are back, the pads go on tomorrow, and in less than two weeks we’ll be watching a real fake football game. The final score doesn’t matter in these fake games, so they serve mainly as a warning to…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Carlos Hyde, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, Marcus Lattimore, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
Posted in Training Camp

Summer Wind

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Skeebers

OTAs and minicamp have ended. The players now have five weeks or so of dangerous freedom before the start of Training Camp. Plenty of time to do something insane, like hoisting a huge party, shooting assault rifles from your roof…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Bruce Ellington, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Wright, Frank Gore, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Waltzing Matilda