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Return of the Prodigal Son

Posted on August 25, 2016 by Skeebers

One more preseason game before we can forget about preseason games even though there will be one more preseason game to endure. Friday’s game against the Packers is mainly meaningful because it will mark the first time since the middle…

Tagged with: 49ers, Blaine Gabbert, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Marcus Rush, Packers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke
Posted in Exhibition Season

Up the Down Staircase

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers currently have 39 players on the squad that were selected from the 2013 – 2016 drafts. NaVorro Bowman is the only guy left from the 2010 draft. Nobody left from 2008, 2009, and 2012. Only Colin Kaepernick, Daniel…

Tagged with: 49ers, Bruce Miller, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Daniel Kilgore, Deforest Buckner, Eric Reid, Jed York, Navorro Bowman, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in FOS Speculation

The Bust Maker

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers haven’t come right out and admitted it, but their inactions during the Free Agency period have made it clear they have no intention of trying to be competitive this year. They are not even faking it. The 2016…

Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Marcus Martin, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in FOS Speculation

Standing Pat

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Skeebers

Two weeks into the FA period, it looks like GM Trent Baalke has concluded that last year’s 5-11 record wasn’t the least bit his fault. No, the roster’s fine. The record was all the fault of Jim Tomsula and Colin…

Halftime Highlights

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Skeebers

Halfway through the season, the Niners have become the musical chairs franchise. QBs in, QBs out. RBs in, RBs out. CBs in, CBs out. TEs in, TEs out. RG and RT in and out and in and out. Apparently, our…

Training Camp 2015

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Skeebers

The 2014 offseason will close up shop this weekend, taking its rightful place among the darkest chapters in 49er history. A truly ghastly effort by the dirtbag young owner and an insult to 49er fans everywhere. Next up, two weeks…

Can Anybody Play This Game?

Posted on June 3, 2015 by Skeebers

June is here, which means three more months until the grand opening of The Return to Mediocrity Era. Featuring an ever evolving cast of entirely forgettable coaches and players. Hip hip kerplunk! Today, we’ll look at the 2012 Draft class,…

Stepper Uppers Needed

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Skeebers

Jed York checked his mouth into rehab after the owners’ meetings last week, so there has been some quiet time these days. Pity. What will we do for amusement? Poor young Jed. A year ago, he was the toast of…

Seahawks 17, 49ers 7

Posted on December 14, 2014 by Skeebers

When you go into a game with third string CBs, backup ILBs, a third string NT, a third string C, a backup RT, two guards wondering where they’ll play next year, and a QB who panics as soon as he…

Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Ed Hochuli, Frank Gore, Garrett Celek, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tank Carradine
Posted in Post Game Spread

Halfway House

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Skeebers

How nice of the NFL to give the Niners a BYE week so the Bay Area can concentrate on rooting for the Giants to win the World Series. It’s been a strange beginning to the 2014 season. The new stadium…

Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Ahmad Brooks, Aldon Smith, Brandon Lloyd, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Crabtree, Navorro Bowman, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Stevie Johnson, Tank Carradine
Posted in Mindless Drivel

Suck It Up or Just Suck

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Skeebers

For the past three years, 49er fans have been able to count on a shutdown defense to make them more than competitive in every game the team played. So far this year, that is not the case. In the Arizona…

Tagged with: Brandon Marshall, Chip Kelly, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmie Ward, Jordan Matthews, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine
Posted in Game Previews

Cardinals 23, 49ers 14

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Skeebers

For the third consecutive week, the 49ers jumped out to a first half lead, then imploded in the second half. The lead was big enough in the first game to withstand the brown out, but last week and this week,…

Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Aldon Smith, Arizona Cardinals, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmie Ward, Perrish Cox, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Tramaine Brock
Posted in Post Game Spread

Changing of the Guard

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Skeebers

By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…

Ravens 23, 49ers 3

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Skeebers

On second thought, bring back the offseason! The 49ers suffered their ugliest loss since the first game of the Harbaugh Era, back in 2011 against the Saints. That game was 24-3 and this one was 23-3. Jim Harbaugh is now…

Visiting the Uglies

Posted on August 4, 2014 by Skeebers

Sunday marked the end of life without football. R.I.P. hunk of shit dead air time. The 49ers tee it up Thursday night against the Ravens. Can’t wait to see Jewel Hampton blowing through holes opened up by Al Netter and…

Sic Transit Offseason

Posted on July 16, 2014 by Skeebers

One more week, guys. We’re almost there. Rookies report today and the vets next Wednesday. First padded practice the 26th. The offseason has brought us many entertainments, starting with the trade of Jim Harbaugh to Cleveland — NOT. Then a…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Blaine Gabbert, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Dickhead Sherman, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, Mel Kiper, Navorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke
Posted in FOS Speculation

Hick Cups

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Skeebers

We’re in the midst of a sporting drought. The Red Sox flicked aside the Cardinals in last fall’s World Series, the Seahawks blew out the Broncos, the Spurs humbled the Heat, the Kings wiped out the Rangers, and the U.S.…

Tagged with: Alex Smith, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, LaMichael James, Marcus Lattimore, Mike Singletary, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation

August Previews

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Skeebers

For the past few years, the 49er starting lineup has been a pat hand heading into Training Camp. It can be debated whether they have had the lowest form of pat hand — a straight — or a somewhat higher…

New Blood

Posted on April 17, 2014 by Skeebers

When the 49ers start the 2014 season, almost half the defense will be different than the one that started the 2013 season. DC Vic Fangio will have his biggest challenge since taking over the job in 2011. The team will…

The Ten Four Clubs

Posted on March 3, 2014 by Skeebers

With one week left before the beginning of Free Agency, the 49ers have yet to re-sign any of their 12 pending free agents. That’s 23% of last year’s season ending roster in danger of going bye-bye. Of course, some of…

Caveman vs the Archer

Posted on November 15, 2013 by Skeebers

Here we are again. Traveling to New Orleans for what seems like our annual game against the Saints. As usual, the 49ers will not be favored to win. They won last year’s game handily, in the game that cemented Colin…

Tagged with: Bernard Pollard, Colin Kaepernick, Drew Brees, Eric Reid, Jonathan Vilma, Kendall Hunter, Kyle Williams, New Orleans Saints, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Vernon Davis
Posted in Game Previews

Half Time Adjustments

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Skeebers

The Carolina Panthers are seeing the news coming out of their next opponent’s HQ, which would be our own 49ers, and asking themselves WTF?! At a point in the season where most teams are coping with players lost to injury,…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Carolina Panthers, Eric Wright, Mario Manningham, Nate Chandler, Richie Incognito, San Francisco 49ers, Sione Fua, Tank Carradine
Posted in Game Previews