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Seahawks 25, 49ers 23

Posted on January 2, 2017 by Skeebers

After a brief foray into the land of the winning, a journey described hysterically by Blaine Gabbert‘s clueless backup as “huge” and “something to build on,” the 49ers reverted quickly back to the norm and tacked on a season ending…

Tagged with: Adam Gase, Blaine Gabbert, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Paraag Marathe, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Trent Baalke
Posted in Post Game Spread

Last Slice of Humble Pie

Posted on December 29, 2016 by Skeebers

Another season has slipped away, taking with it the 49ers pride, dignity, heritage, pants, shoes, jockstraps, NFL relevance — you name it, they lost it. The team closes out their season Sunday, at home against the Seahawks, who have beaten…

Tagged with: 49ers, Jed York, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews

Lame Owners’ Bowl

Posted on September 29, 2016 by Skeebers

The Jeckyll and Hyde 49ers return home this weekend to play the Cowboys, hoping the Doctor is in and not the other guy. The howls have already begun to yank Blaine Gabbert and try one of the other bust QBs…

Dink and Dunker Special

Posted on September 22, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers haven’t won a game in Seattle since the 2011 season. They swept the Seahawks that year, split with them the next two years, and were skunked in 2014 and 2015. Still, our boys have a golden opportunity to…

Tagged with: 49ers, Ahmad Brooks, Cam Newton, Christine Michael, Marshawn Lynch, Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews

49ers 28, Rams 0

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Skeebers

Well, that was surprising. Not the victory so much as the magnitude of it. Chip Kelly and Blaine Gabbert, two NFL entities pretty much consigned to the scrap heap by league “experts” and “insiders,” stuck the old thumb in the…

Tagged with: 49ers, Blaine Gabbert, Cam Newton, Carlos Hyde, Caroling Panthers, Case Keenum, Chip Kelly, Jared Goff, Jerome Kerley, Quinton Patton, Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Todd Gurley, Vance McDonald
Posted in Post Game Spread

Seahawks 29, 49ers 13

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Skeebers

The 49ers kept their road record perfect on Sunday in Seattle, losing 29-13 for their fifth consecutive road loss. Once again, it was the defense that led the way to defeat as Seahawks backup RB Thomas Rawls bulled through them…

Back to Work Week

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Skeebers

After an intense week of delusional therapy, the 49ers resume their fall from grace this week by traveling to Seattle to be squashed like a bug before returning home to be thoroughly thrashed by the Arizona Cardinals. At that point,…

Tagged with: Arizona Cardinals, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams
Posted in Vacant Observations

Seahawks 20, 49ers 3

Posted on October 23, 2015 by Skeebers

The San Francisco 49ers’ two game flirtation as a bona fide NFL entity came to a screeching halt Thursday night as the Seattle Seahawks pounded them into oblivion, ravaged their village, stole their manhood, ran off with their wives, and…

Tagged with: Bill Parcells, Colin Kaepernick, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Marshawn Lynch, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Trent Baalke
Posted in Post Game Spread

49ers 25, Ravens 20

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Skeebers

In a battle of bleeding franchises, the 49ers leaked less than the Ravens Sunday, stopping their four game losing streak and notching their second win of the 2015 season. With the loss, the Ravens put themselves in contention for a…

Seahawks 17, 49ers 7

Posted on December 14, 2014 by Skeebers

When you go into a game with third string CBs, backup ILBs, a third string NT, a third string C, a backup RT, two guards wondering where they’ll play next year, and a QB who panics as soon as he…

Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Ed Hochuli, Frank Gore, Garrett Celek, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tank Carradine
Posted in Post Game Spread

Custer’s Last Stand

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Skeebers

Tuning into the Seattle game this Sunday has all the allure to a 49er fan as a trip to a Third World dentist. Unless you’re a sadomasochist, this is not going to be a pleasant experience. As I see it,…

Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, Bruce Ellington, Eddie DeBartolo, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, John York, Peyton Manning, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews

Seahawks 19, 49ers 3

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Skeebers

Turn out the lights, the party’s over. The Seahawks may or may not be as good as last year’s club, but there’s no question at all that the 49ers aren’t what they used to be. And the fall off has…

Tagged with: Blaine Gabbert, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Richard Sherman, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Post Game Spread

Manhood Test

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Skeebers

Here comes Seattle. If the 49ers beat them, they’ll be alive for a playoff berth and we’ll have a week and a half to gloat. If they beat us, we’ll have ten months of agony and upheaval staring us in…

Tagged with: Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh, Michael Crabtree, Richard Sherman, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews

Broncos 42, 49ers 17

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Skeebers

I haven’t turned off a 49er game in the third quarter since probably as far back as the Mike Nolan era, but this puppy was going nowhere fast and when Colin Kaepernick tossed an interception and the Broncos immediately cashed…

Talk Is Cheap

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Skeebers

We are now half way through the offseason, and less than a week away from the 2014 Draft. Easy, guys! Hold back those yawns! We’ll find out today whether the 49ers pick up the 5th year option on resident bad…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Donald Sterling, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in FOS Speculation

Table Scraps

Posted on February 28, 2014 by Skeebers

February bids us adieu today and you won’t catch me shedding any tears for this midget month. Condolences to all of you born in this end of the Zodiac squirt. Trust me, it explains everything that’s gone wrong in your…

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Skeebers

Glad that’s over with. 49er fans have been correct: the football season ended two weeks ago, when the two best teams in the NFL went 15 rounds in Seattle. This game was a true mismatched clunker. Before the game, Joe…

Tagged with: Denver Broncos, Joe Montana, Marshawn Lynch, Peyton Manning, Phillip Rivers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tom Brady, Trent Baalke
Posted in Vacant Observations

Bystander Blues

Posted on January 30, 2014 by Skeebers

I’ll be rooting for Denver in Sunday’s Super Bowl. Mostly because I despise the Seahawks. I’d like to see them beaten, and embarrassed would be even better. Tawdry, perhaps, but true. But the fate of the Seahawks casts a shadow…

Tagged with: Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Denver Broncos, Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Scott McCloughan, Seattle Seahawks, Tony Romo
Posted in FOS Speculation

Seahawks 23, 49ers 17

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Skeebers

It was a one man show in Seattle Sunday night — for the 49ers, at least. Colin Kaepernick single handedly kept the team in the game with his 130 yards of running until the fourth quarter, then he single handedly…

Tough Guys Don’t Dance

Posted on January 16, 2014 by Skeebers

The 49ers have generously added yet another game for our viewing pleasure this year with their victory over the Panthers. This will be the third straight year the team has advanced to the NFC Championship Game. Bravo lads! Has it…

Quarterfinal Weekend

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Skeebers

Cam Newton vs Colin Kaepernick. Tom Brady vs Andrew Luck. Peyton Manning vs Phillip Rivers. Russell Wilson vs Drew Brees. Wow. The Divisional Quarterfinals looks like a Home Run Derby of QBs. The AFC matchups don’t figure to lend much…

Elite Eight

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Skeebers

The 49ers have leaped over the first hurdle — or maybe they just plowed through the damn little thing. But getting ousted from the playoffs in round one is embarrassing, and we’ll have none of that here. Jim Harbaugh’s first…