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Meet Me In St. Louis

Last year, the St. Louis Rams recorded 53 sacks. This year, after four games, they have ONE! Uno potahto, baby! DE Robert Quinn had 19 sacks last year. This year, ZERO! It must be that multi-million dollar contract upgrade he

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Posted in Game Previews

49ers 23, Rams 13

In like a lion, out like a lamb. And so it came to pass, as the San Francisco 49ers sent the red hot St. Louis Rams bleating and whimpering into the sunset, 23-13. The 49er defense had yet another outstanding

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Posted in Post Game Spread

We Want Football!

The football blogosphere returned to normal on Thursday after a long, dark winter of discontent. For 49er fans, this return to action was marked by a resounding “WTF!” For Roger Goodell, this return was marked by some severe ass booing

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Posted in Draft Reaction

Last Call for 2011 Draftniks

Hummmmm Baby! The 2011 NFL Draft Week has mercifully arrived. This year’s draft class has been pawed, poked, analyzed, and shuffled up and down the boards for three long empty months now. It’s Show Time, fake college boys! Last year

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Posted in Draft Board

See Ya Later, Alligator

Judge Susan Nelson basically flipped the bird at the players and owners in Minnesota Wednesday, and loudly implied that they both quit dicking around and get a deal worked out. The ball’s in her court and that’s where it’s staying.

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Posted in Waltzing Matilda

Open Season

The baseball season began yesterday and today is April Fools Day (don’t say you weren’t warned). For those of us who haven’t died recently, the bleak hours of winter have mercifully passed into history for yet another year. The past

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Posted in Draft Board
2019 Schedule
9-8: W 49ers 31, Buccaneers 17
9-15: W 49ers 41,Bengals 17
9-22: W 49ers 24, Steelers 20
9-29: BYE

10-7: W 49ers 31, Browns 3
10-13: W 49ers 20, Rams 7
10-20: W 49ers 9, Washington 0
10-27: W 49ers 51, Panthers 13
10-31: W 49ers 28, Cardinals 25

11-11: L Seahawks 27, 49ers 24
11-17: W 49ers 36, Cardinals 26
11-24: vs. Green Bay Packers, 1:25pm

12-1: @ Baltimore Ravens, 10am
12-8: @ New Orleans Saints, 10am
12-15: vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1:25pm
12-21 or 12-22: vs. Los Angeles Rams
12-29: @ Seattle Seahawks, 1:25pm

2019 Draft Class
1. DE Nick Bosa, Ohio State
2. WR Deebo Samuel, South Carolina
3. WR Jalen Hurd, Baylor
4. P Mitch Wishnowsky, Utah
5. LB Dre Greenlaw, Arkansas
6. TE Kaden Smith, Stanford
6. OT Justin Skule, Vanderbilt
6. DB Tim Harris, Virginia
 
2019 Prognostications
Bakkentom: 10-6
Bullit: 10-6
Grumpy: 9-7
Skeebers: 8-8
Mr Fletch: 7-9
NJ49er: 7-9
Winder: 7-9

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