The 49ers pulled another game out of their rear ends Sunday afternoon, stunning the disinterested Santa Clara minglers by scoring their first fourth quarter TD of the year! and oozing out a late victory. After falling behind 13-10, old guy…
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49ers 17, Washington 13
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Ahmad Brooks, Aldon Smith, Anquan Boldin, Carlos Hyde, Frank Gore, Justin Smith, Ray McDonald, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Tress Way, Vernon Davis
Posted in Post Game Spread
Posted in Post Game Spread
Washington Circus Comes To Town
Washington comes to town this weekend to remind us all that, whatever our problems are or are perceived to be, some franchises have infinitely worse crap to deal with. This game should be a walkover, but the 49ers don’t do…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Dan Snyder, Dontae Johnson, Jimmie Ward, Joe Gibbs, Marcus Martin, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Meet Me In St. Louis
Last year, the St. Louis Rams recorded 53 sacks. This year, after four games, they have ONE! Uno potahto, baby! DE Robert Quinn had 19 sacks last year. This year, ZERO! It must be that multi-million dollar contract upgrade he…
49ers 27, Whatchamacallits 6
Look, Ma, a passing game! The 49ers found one in Washington Monday night, as well as a pass rush, and they whipped the Whatevers 27-6, regaining the sixth playoff seed held for a mere 24 hours by the Arizona Cardinals.…
The Fallen Idols Bowl
Now that fans have expressed their outrage over losing a game nobody expected us to win in the first place, it’s time to move along to the next opponent. One that the 49ers specialize in beating — a losing team.…
Tagged with: Adam Snyder, Colin Kaepernick, Daniel Kilgore, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, Michael Crabtree, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Washington Whatchamacallits
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
Hazmat Warning
The Houston Texans, to our knowledge, are not appreciably different than any other Texans living in the state that, by position and shape, looks like a giant, loose turd squeezing forth from the butt of America. Perhaps they feel that…
Tagged with: Houston Texans, Matt Schaub, Robert Griffin, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Terrelle Pryor
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
All Wanking Spanners to the Plow
We’re almost there. Eight days until Training Camp starts and the 2013 season opens for business. If memory serves, the rookies report in first, followed a couple days later by the veterans. The most anticipated scene of the first day…
Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, Andrew Luck, Ben Roethlisberger, Cam Newton, Christian Okoye, Colin Kaepernick, Dan Marino, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Jim Kelly, John Elway, Matt Ryan, Nnamdi Asomugha, Peyton Manning, Robert Griffin, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Tom Brady
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
Don’t Mention It
As previously noted, the Detroit Lions will be coming to the Bay Area this weekend for a nationally televised Sunday night butt whipping. Not to be out done by this generous gesture of voluntary humiliation, Alex Smith will provide three…
The Betting Window Is Open
[UPDATE: Monday evening the 49ers signed Randy Moss to a one year contract. See the comment section for the various thoughts of Outsider readers regarding this unexpected development.] Tuesday at 4:00pm EDT, the 2012 Free Agency gates swing open, freeing…
Tagged with: Alex Smith, Cam Newton, Carlos Rogers, Jim Harbaugh, Peyton Manning, Red Bryant, Robert Griffin, Sam Bradford, San Francisco 49ers, Tim Tebow, Trent Baalke
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation