The 2014 offseason will close up shop this weekend, taking its rightful place among the darkest chapters in 49er history. A truly ghastly effort by the dirtbag young owner and an insult to 49er fans everywhere. Next up, two weeks…
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Training Camp 2015
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Lynch, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Dontae Johnson, Eric Reid, Jaquiski Tartt, Jim Tomsula, Jimmie Ward, Marcus Martin, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in Training Camp
Posted in Training Camp
Coming Soon: The Not Harbaugh Era
The NFC West has one team that knows it will be in the playoffs, one team that assumes it will make the playoffs, and one team that hopes to make the playoffs. And one team that will be wildly enthusiastic…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Aldon Smith, Brandon Thomas, Carlos Hyde, Colin Kaepernick, Daniel Kilgore, Dontae Johnson, Eric Reid, Ian Williams, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Keith Reaser, Marcus Martin, Mike Singletary, Navorro Bowman, Quinton Dial, SF 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Training Camp
Posted in Training Camp
Can Anybody Play This Game?
June is here, which means three more months until the grand opening of The Return to Mediocrity Era. Featuring an ever evolving cast of entirely forgettable coaches and players. Hip hip kerplunk! Today, we’ll look at the 2012 Draft class,…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Alex Boone, Brandon Thomas, Carlos Hyde, Chris Culliver, Corey Lemonier, Dan Kilgore, Dontae Johnson, Frank Gore, Jimmie Ward, Joe Looney, Justin Smith, Keith Reaser, Kenneth Acker, Marcus Martin, Mike Iupati, Perrish Cox, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald, Vernon Davis
Posted in FOS Speculation
Posted in FOS Speculation
Washington Circus Comes To Town
Washington comes to town this weekend to remind us all that, whatever our problems are or are perceived to be, some franchises have infinitely worse crap to deal with. This game should be a walkover, but the 49ers don’t do…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Dan Snyder, Dontae Johnson, Jimmie Ward, Joe Gibbs, Marcus Martin, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Game Previews
Posted in Game Previews
49ers 28, Cowboys 17
The San Francisco 49ers bullied their way to a 28-3 halftime lead over the inept Dallas Cowboys, then spent the second half running out the clock, instead of running up the score. How polite. Along the way, Frank Gore went…
Take A Number
The 49er rookies will tee off their NFL careers this weekend with a mandatory minicamp. Good luck, plebes. You’ll need it. Some of these kids will become household names in the coming years, maybe even some pro bowlers in the…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Al Davis, Carlos Hyde, Chet Brooks, Derek Jeter, Dontae Johnson, Jackie Robinson, Jimmie Ward, Jonathan Goodwin, Keith Reaser, Ken Stabler, Mariano Rivera, Merton Hanks, San Francisco 49ers, Tarell Brown
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
Posted in Waltzing Matilda
2014 Draft Recap
Hats off to 49ers GM Trent Baalke, who put on an amazing show at the 2014 NFL Draft. Maybe he was juiced up by all the offseason talk about who had more value to the franchise — him or Jim…
Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Alex Smith, Brandon Lloyd, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Dontae Johnson, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, Kaleb Ramsey, Keith Reaser, Kenneth Acker, LaMichael James, Marcus Lattimore, Marcus Martin, Michael Wilhoite, Navorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers, Stevie Johnson, Trent Baalke, Trey Millard
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Posted in Draft Reaction