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Packers 21, 49ers 10

Posted on August 27, 2016 by Skeebers

After sitting out the offseason, and Training Camp, and the preseason, and the National Anthem, Colin Kaepernick finally returned to action Friday night and made a strong case for sitting out the regular season, too. And that’s your 49er highlight…

Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Amstead, Blaine Gabbert, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Jim O'Neil, Packers, Phil Dawson, Quinton Dial
Posted in Post Game Spread

The Bust Maker

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers haven’t come right out and admitted it, but their inactions during the Free Agency period have made it clear they have no intention of trying to be competitive this year. They are not even faking it. The 2016…

Tagged with: 49ers, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Chip Kelly, Colin Kaepernick, Corey Lemonier, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Marcus Martin, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in FOS Speculation

Halftime Highlights

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Skeebers

Halfway through the season, the Niners have become the musical chairs franchise. QBs in, QBs out. RBs in, RBs out. CBs in, CBs out. TEs in, TEs out. RG and RT in and out and in and out. Apparently, our…

Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Lynch, Antoine Bethea, Blaine Gabbert, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Colin Kaepernick, Jaquiski Tartt, Jim Tomsula, Jimmie Ward, Jordan Devey, Kenneth Acker, Marcus Martin, Mike Iupati, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke
Posted in Vacant Observations

Training Camp 2015

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Skeebers

The 2014 offseason will close up shop this weekend, taking its rightful place among the darkest chapters in 49er history. A truly ghastly effort by the dirtbag young owner and an insult to 49er fans everywhere. Next up, two weeks…

Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Lynch, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Dontae Johnson, Eric Reid, Jaquiski Tartt, Jim Tomsula, Jimmie Ward, Marcus Martin, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vance McDonald
Posted in Training Camp

Stepper Uppers Needed

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Skeebers

Jed York checked his mouth into rehab after the owners’ meetings last week, so there has been some quiet time these days. Pity. What will we do for amusement? Poor young Jed. A year ago, he was the toast of…

Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Bill Walsh, Bruce Ellington, Carols Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Greg Roman, Jed York, Jerry Rice, Jimmy Ward, Joe Montana, Marcus Martin, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Vance McDonald
Posted in FOS Speculation

Custer’s Last Stand

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Skeebers

Tuning into the Seattle game this Sunday has all the allure to a 49er fan as a trip to a Third World dentist. Unless you’re a sadomasochist, this is not going to be a pleasant experience. As I see it,…

Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, Bruce Ellington, Eddie DeBartolo, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, John York, Peyton Manning, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
Posted in Game Previews

Washington Circus Comes To Town

Posted on November 20, 2014 by Skeebers

Washington comes to town this weekend to remind us all that, whatever our problems are or are perceived to be, some franchises have infinitely worse crap to deal with. This game should be a walkover, but the 49ers don’t do…

Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Dan Snyder, Dontae Johnson, Jimmie Ward, Joe Gibbs, Marcus Martin, Robert Griffin, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
Posted in Game Previews

Changing of the Guard

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Skeebers

By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Antoine Bethea, Bill Ring, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Frank Gore, Jimmie Ward, Joe Looney, Joe Staley, Justin Smith, Michael Crabtree, Patrick Willis, Peyton Manning, Quinton Dial, Quinton Patton, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Scot McCloughan, Tank Carradine, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Mindless Drivel

Ravens 23, 49ers 3

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Skeebers

On second thought, bring back the offseason! The 49ers suffered their ugliest loss since the first game of the Harbaugh Era, back in 2011 against the Saints. That game was 24-3 and this one was 23-3. Jim Harbaugh is now…

Tagged with: Alex Boone, Baltimore Ravens, Blaine Gabbert, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Daniel Kilgore, Ian Williams, Jim Harbaugh, Joe Looney, John Harbaugh, Jonathan Martin, Josh Johnson, Lawrence Okoye, Michael Wilhoite, Mike Purcell, Quinton Dial, San Francisco 49ers, Tank Carradine, Vance McDonald
Posted in Post Game Spread

Summer Wind

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Skeebers

OTAs and minicamp have ended. The players now have five weeks or so of dangerous freedom before the start of Training Camp. Plenty of time to do something insane, like hoisting a huge party, shooting assault rifles from your roof…

Tagged with: Aldon Smith, Alex Boone, Bruce Ellington, Chris Culliver, Colin Kaepernick, Eric Wright, Frank Gore, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Waltzing Matilda

2014 Draft Recap

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Skeebers

Hats off to 49ers GM Trent Baalke, who put on an amazing show at the 2014 NFL Draft. Maybe he was juiced up by all the offseason talk about who had more value to the franchise — him or Jim…

Tagged with: Aaron Lynch, Alex Smith, Brandon Lloyd, Brandon Thomas, Bruce Ellington, Carlos Hyde, Chris Borland, Dontae Johnson, Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh, Kaleb Ramsey, Keith Reaser, Kenneth Acker, LaMichael James, Marcus Lattimore, Marcus Martin, Michael Wilhoite, Navorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers, Stevie Johnson, Trent Baalke, Trey Millard
Posted in Draft Reaction