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Lame Owners’ Bowl

Posted on September 29, 2016 by Skeebers

The Jeckyll and Hyde 49ers return home this weekend to play the Cowboys, hoping the Doctor is in and not the other guy. The howls have already begun to yank Blaine Gabbert and try one of the other bust QBs…

School’s Out

Posted on June 14, 2016 by Skeebers

The 49ers have concluded their Spring practices and we now have six weeks until Training Camp opens. The do-nothing 2016 offseason trickles toward its inept conclusion. Chip Kelly said that Antoine Bethea looked like the best player in the secondary.…

Tagged with: 49ers, Antoine Bethea, Carlos Hyde, Chip Kelly, Jed York, Mike Davis, Shaun Draughn
Posted in Orgainized Team Activities

Halftime Highlights

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Skeebers

Halfway through the season, the Niners have become the musical chairs franchise. QBs in, QBs out. RBs in, RBs out. CBs in, CBs out. TEs in, TEs out. RG and RT in and out and in and out. Apparently, our…

Steelers 43, 49ers 18

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Skeebers

Oooo! Ouchhh! Uncle! No mas!! The 49ers absorbed their worst beating since the Mike Singletary era Sunday in Pittsburgh, getting squashed by the Steelers 43-18. The game was a nip and tuck, see-saw 0-0 battle until the second Steeler possession,…

Tagged with: 49ers, Antoine Bethea, Antonio Brown, Ben Roethlisberger, Darrius Heywood-Bey, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Kenneth Ackers, Marcus Wheaton, Mike Singletary, Steelers
Posted in Post Game Spread

April Daze

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Skeebers

There’s been a lot of quotes from Anquan Boldin recently. Apparently, he’s appointed himself team spokesperson, in lieu of anyone else filling that role. On Friday, however, the 49ers trotted out Colin Kaepernick, Jim Tomsula, Vernon Davis, and Antoine Bethea…

Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Anquan Boldin, Antoine Bethea, Colin Kaepernick, Dontae, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Johnson, Michael Wilhoite, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke, Vernon Davis
Posted in Angst 101

49ers 27, Saints 24

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Skeebers

A funny thing happened while packing my offseason bags for the long trip to Miseryville, Siberia. That goofy little ball actually bounced out of Drew Brees’ hand and wobbled around until 49ers’ all-Rocky rookie ILB Chris Borland appropriately scooped it…

Tagged with: Ahmad Brooks, Anquan Boldin, Antoine Bethea, Chris Borland, Colin Kaepernick, Drew Brees, Frank Gore, Michael Crabtree, New Orleans Saints, Phil Dawson, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Post Game Spread

Identity Crisis

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Skeebers

Sunday’s game against Arizona is a key division game, but it’s also a key game for another reason. Colin Kaepernick has had two melt down games in his past three starts. Another one this Sunday would rattle the foundations of…

Tagged with: Antoine Bethea, Colin Kaepernick, Derek Carrier, Donte Whitner, Ray McDonald, San Francisco 49ers, Steve McNair, Vance McDonald
Posted in Game Previews

49ers 28, Cowboys 17

Posted on September 8, 2014 by Skeebers

The San Francisco 49ers bullied their way to a 28-3 halftime lead over the inept Dallas Cowboys, then spent the second half running out the clock, instead of running up the score. How polite. Along the way, Frank Gore went…

Changing of the Guard

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Skeebers

By all accounts, Aldon Smith is having a superman TC so far. That’s the good news. The bad news is multiple reports are predicting a six to eight game suspension for the 2014 season. The silver lining news is that…

Plenty of Nothing

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Skeebers

Four weeks into Free Agency and the 49ers have done just about nothing, except re-signing some of their own players and picking up some table scraps from other teams. The only FA starter signed was SS Antoine Bethea. He replaced…

Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Aldon Smith, Anthony Davis, Antoine Bethea, DeSean Jackson, Donte Whitner, Eric Reid, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Pete Carroll, Randy Moss, San Francisco 49ers, Terrell Owens, Trent Baalke
Posted in Mindless Drivel

Trading Places

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Skeebers

The 49ers threw themselves into the opening Free Agency scrum with vigor, swapping out departing SS Donte Whitner with SS Antoine Bethea, trading low round draft picks for backup QB Blaine Gabbert and reclamation project Olineman Jonathan Martin, and re-signing…