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Take A Number

The 49er rookies will tee off their NFL careers this weekend with a mandatory minicamp. Good luck, plebes. You’ll need it. Some of these kids will become household names in the coming years, maybe even some pro bowlers in the

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Posted in Waltzing Matilda

The Raiders’ Swag

PFT‘s first 2013 Power Poll began oozing from its website this past week, and leading off, in the very last spot on the chart, was the Oakland Raiders. Dead last at number 32. Also leaking its way into existence, from

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Posted in Vulcan Mind Probes

Airballs Anonymous

The Bay Area is having a pretty good run right now. The Giants are World Champs, the 49ers came up five yards short of the title, the Warriors are amazing everyone with their spirited playoff run, the Sharks just might

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Posted in FOS Speculation

Power Shifts

The first decade of the 21st Century was dominated by three teams: the Colts, the Patriots, and the Steelers. Those three teams accounted for six of the ten SB champions. Philadelphia, Baltimore, and San Diego had good teams that always

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Posted in FOS Speculation

Miked Up

Next Sunday the 49ers have a game against the Washington Inappropriately Nameds, who practice in Virginia and play in Maryland and never set foot in Washington. A true D.C. tradition. The Washingtons are coached by The Ultimate Leader, Mike “Bug

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Posted in Lunatic Ravings

Labor Pains

The eighteen game season has gotten a lot of ink the past few months. “Ink” probably is a dying term, since we’re mostly talking about bytes in the internet age. But we’ll stick with ink for the moment. With an

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Posted in The Usual Suspects

Al Free Zone

Al Davis said Tuesday that he likes Jim Harbaugh, but doesn’t think he can succeed with the 49ers. Davis did not elaborate whether this failure would occur because of who Harbaugh is or who he works for. Just wanted to

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Posted in Mindless Drivel

Wide World of Sports

My brother-in-law did a very nice thing last week. He is an avid 49er fan, but not an internet fan, so he never reads my blog. He knows about it, though, and knows about me and has been concerned as

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Posted in Monday Morning Quarterback

Vacancy. Inquire Within.

Trent Baalke mentioned yesterday that next year’s 49er QB is not currently on the roster. Nate Davis took the blubber he acquired while rededicating himself to his craft this past season up to Seattle where it will help keep him

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Posted in Mindless Drivel

40?!?! WTF!!

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a QB booed on the first play of the game. And the second. That’s some serious and immediate eff you feedback. The third play was a 22 yard completion to Vernon Davis and that

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Posted in Monday Morning Quarterback

Raiders Suck!!

The 49ers play an exhibition game against the Raiders Saturday, and yesterday I paid the Raiders the ultimate disrespect by deeming them too insignificant to waste any words describing their woefulness or even summoning any concern that they were on

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Posted in Exhibition Season

The Bolts & Blues Division

  The last stop on our Magic Carpet Tour of the NFL is the AFC West, home of the Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, San Diego Chargers, and the Bay Area’s dregs of society, the Oakland Raiders. All teams that

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Posted in Around the League
2018 Schedule
9-9, L: Vikings 24, 49ers 16
9-16, W: 49ers 30, Lions 27
9-23, L: Chiefs 38, 49ers 27
9-30, L: Chargers 29, 49ers 27
10-7, L: Cardinals 28, 49ers 18
10-15, L: Packers 33, 49ers 30
10-21, L: Rams 39, 49ers 10
10-28, L: Cardinals 18, 49ers 15
11-1, W: 49ers 34, Raiders 3
11-12, L: Giants 27, 49ers 23

BYE
11-25: @ Tampa, 10:00 am, Sun.
12-2: @ Seattle, 5:20 pm, Sun.
12-9: vs. Broncos, 1:25 pm, Sun.
12-16: vs. Seattle, 1:25 pm, Sun.
12-23: vs. Bears, 1:05 pm, Sun.
12-30: @ Rams, 1:25 pm, Sun.
 
2018 Draft Class
1. OT Mike McGlinchey
2. WR Dante Pettis
3. LB Fred Warner
3. DB Tarvarius Moore
4. DE Kentavius Street
5. CB D.J. Reed
6. S Marcell Harris
7. DT Jullian Taylor
7. WR Richie James
 
2018 Prognostications
Bakkentom: 8-8
Grumpy: 8-8
Mr Fletch: 7-9
Winder: 8-8

Bullit: 9-7
NJ49er: 9-7
Skeebers: 10-6
Spitblood: 0-16
Rob!!!: 16-0

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