The 49ers made it look easy Sunday night, pounding their way to a 27-0 halftime lead and cruising to the finish line. There wasn’t a moment of real anxiety the entire game. The most laughable and yet telling stat of…
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49ers 37, Packers 20
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuels, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Bosa, Packers, Patrick Mahomes, Raheem Mostert
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Gloat Sandwich
The 49ers and Packers had a pretty good rivalry in the late ’90s, albeit a bit one sided. Brett Farve had their number and knocked them out of the playoffs in 1995, 1996, and 1997. The Niners finally beat him in…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Rodgers, Brett Farve, Dickhead Sherman, Garrison Hearst, Jerry Rice, Packers, Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, Seahawks, Terrell Owens
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49ers 27, Vikings 10
When last we saw the 49ers, they were surviving by an inch after a second half defensive collapse that nearly derailed their season. They had also just finished five consecutive nail-biter games, going 3-2. Saturday, however, they mercifully quit pissing around…
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Let’s Go Get A Ring
Okay, here we are again. Back in the playoffs, number one seed, and as good a chance as any team to advance to the Super Bowl. Not exactly what any of us envisioned at the start of the season, but…
Tagged with: 49ers, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Staley, Kirk Cousins, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Moore, Travis Kelce, Vikings
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49ers 26, Seahawks 21
Sorry for the tardy game wrap up, guys. I was out of town for the weekend and didn’t get back until late Monday. The delay did give me a chance to spend quite a bit of time gloating shamelessly. I…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuel, Dre Greenlaw, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Bosa, Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, Seahawks
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49ers 34, Rams 31
The 49ers showed a championship heart in their victory over the Rams on Saturday night, but not a championship talent level. They were outplayed for most of the game, and it took a brilliant defensive play by Fred Warner to steal…
Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Dee Ford, DJ Jones, Emmanuel Sanders, Fred Warner, Jaquiski Tartt, Jared Goff, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kwon Alexander, Rams, Robbie Gould, Ronald Blair
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Falcons 29, 49ers 22
The 49ers backed into the playoffs Sunday, when the Rams got clobbered by Dallas. That they lost to the Falcons was disappointing, but in the end makes little difference in the standings. They still need to win the next two…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dan Quinn, Deebo Samuel, Falcons, George Kittle, Julio Jones, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Ryan
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Win and In
At one point early in the season, Jimmy Garoppolo had thrown for 7 TDs and 5 interceptions. Not heart warming numbers. Since then, he’s gone 19 and 6. Numbers almost exactly recorded by the QB in New England who’s had 20…
49ers 48, Saints 46
Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Roger Craig. George Kittle bulled his way into NFL Beast Mode lore Sunday afternoon in New Orleans with a monster 39 yard catch and rumble with 39 seconds left in the game to pull the 49er butts out…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jared Cook, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Marcell Harris, Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Robbie Gould, Roger Craig, Saints, Vernon Davis
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Ravens 20, 49ers 17
A great game between two great teams. The Ravens had the ball last and made one more play than the Niners, kicking the game winning field goal as time expired. The 49er defense showed why they’re the best in the…
Tagged with: 49ers, George Kittle, Lamar Jackson, Raheem Mostert, Ravens, Tevin Coleman
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Game of the Year?
You’d have to go back to the early nineties to find the last time the 49ers started a season 10-1. They did so in 1990 and squared off with the Giants, who were also 10-1. The Niners won that one…
Tagged with: 49ers, Greg Roman, Jim Burt, Joe Montana, Joe Staley, Lamar Jackson, Ravens, Roger Craig
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49ers 37, Packers 8
Goodness. That was an unexpected butt kicking. I guess all those pundits who questioned the 49er defense because it hadn’t faced elite QBs are going to need something new to find wrong with them. The first leg of the unholy…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Rodgers, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Packers
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The Gauntlet
After three straight games against squirty QBs, the 49er front seven is probably relieved to face a normal pocket passer – even if it is the so-called top QB in the game. Aaron Rodgers can run a bit, but it isn’t…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Rodgers, Andy Reid, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Packers, Tom Brady
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49ers 36, Cardinals 26
The 49ers squeezed out a win Sunday afternoon against the Cardinals, and guaranteed their first winning season since 2013. Early in the game, however, it looked more like they would be the first team in NFL history to win its…
Tagged with: 49ers, Cardinals, CJ Beathard, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuel, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Richie James, Ross Dwelley
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Seahawks 27, 49ers 24
Off the top: Shit. The 49ers, perhaps rashly, tried to beat Seattle with their B team Monday night, but came up a tad short when the B team kicker missed the game winner in OT. Playing without their top two…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuels, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Marquise Goodwin, Pete Carroll, Seahawks, Tyler Lockett
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Prove It or Lose It
Hey, look! We’ve got ourselves a MUST WIN GAME! Hahaha. We haven’t had one of these in quite awhile. But, let’s face it, if the 49ers can’t beat the Seahawks here at home, they’re not likely to in Seattle. And…
Tagged with: 49ers, Daniel Brunskill, Joe Staley, Kwon Alexander, Kyle Juszczyk, Mike McGlinchey, Nick Mullens, Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, Seahawks
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Rocky Road Ahead
Half the 49er season is already over. Sigh. If only the offseason moved this quickly. At this time of the year, we’re normally finishing the autopsy and preparing a eulogy, so this is uncharted territory. A perfect half season. Zounds!…
49ers 28, Cardinals 25
Effing Arizona. It doesn’t matter if the 49ers are good and the Cardinals are bad, or vice versa, or both one or both the other, it’s always been tough to win down there. Some real heartbreakers over the years. The…
Tagged with: 49ers, Cardinals, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kliff Kingsbury, Kwon Alexander
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49ers 51, Panthers 13
Well, hell, I’m impressed. The league probably is, too. And if not, then at least Carolina should be. Whew, what a butt kicking. This was a good Panthers team, but the 49ers just trampled them from start to finish. On…
Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Cam Newton, Dante Pettis, Emmanuel Sanders, Kyle Allen, Nick Bosa, Panthers, Tevin Coleman
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Rubber Meets the Road
Before getting injured, Cam Newton led Carolina to an 0-2 record. Then Kyle Allen took over and the Panthers won four straight. Newton is reportedly more or less healthy now, but HC Ron Rivera will apparently roll the dice this weekend with Allen. The…
Tagged with: 49ers, Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers, Christian McCaffrey, Emmanuel Sanders, Kyle Allen, Ron Rivera
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49ers 9, Washington 0
As noted by our astute commenters, sometimes ugly can be beautiful, and this game truly was. Probably the most gorgeous ugly victory of the year. Washington conjured up a squall for this game, which tilted the odds their way since…
Tagged with: 49ers, Adrian Peterson, Arik Armstead, Case Keenum, Dee Ford, Julian Taylor, Kwon Alexander, Kyle Shanahan, Lamar Jackson, Nick Bosa, Robbie Gould, Russell Wilson, Washington
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King of the Hill
It’s not the heartbreak of psoriasis, but 49er fans are going to have to dust off their ability to absorb a “disappointing loss” once again. When your team is dog meat for almost five years, there’s no such thing as…
Tagged with: 49ers, Alex Smith, Bruce Allen, Case Keenum, Colt McCoy, Dan Snyder, Dwayne Haskins, Jay Gruden, Peter King, Washington Redskins
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