OTAs are in the vicinity — around the corner, down the street, across the field, up the tree — somewhere out there. You can find them if so inclined.
Not that your search will be rewarded, even if successful. Organized Team Activities. Whenever you see a title this vague and boring, you know lawyers have been busy diluting the meaning of existence.
Pimping for Kaepernick is all the rage among the media moralists and PC police these days. Not sure why these fellows are so desperate to find him a job. Or are they just more interested in complaining about it and speculating endlessly about the integrity and awful motives of the owners, hinting at a grand racially motivated collusion.
Apparently, the NFL owners are required to give this prima donna douchebag a job whether they like him or not, and whether he’s any good or not. Seattle is reportedly ready to give him a minimum salary backup job, which would be hilarious. Kaepernick in the humble shadow of Russell Wilson? I’d pay to see that. Can’t wait to hear how the negotiations broke down. Somewhere out there, RGIII is thinking, “Hey, I’m black, too. Why no love for me?”
The blogosphere seems a little jaded and apathetic this offseason. The hiring of Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch should be generating the same kind of buzz as the hiring of Jim Harbaugh six years ago, but it hasn’t. We can probably thank the specter of Jed York for the muted excitement, looming over the franchise like a deadly virus.
August can’t come soon enough.