Last week was hard to digest. Tough for us 49er fans, and no doubt tougher for the team and coaches. But they get paid for their grief, and we don’t. Kyle Shanahan has been roasted a bit, while Andy Reid has…
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Tagged with: 49ers, Andy Reid, Ben Roethlisberger, Brett Farve, Jimmy Garpppolo, John Elway, Kyle Shanahan, Kyler Murray, Matt Ryan, Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, Tom Brady
Posted in Delusional Therapy
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Bring Me Your Lame …
The first week of Free Agency has come and gone. A lot of players changed teams and a lot of money changed hands. With the money being tossed at players these days, the “don’t let your kids play football” arguments are…
Tagged with: 49ers, busted arm) Tartt, Dee Ford, Dickhead Achilles Tear, Jacquiski Tartt, Jason Verrett, Jed York, Jimmie Ward, John Lynch, Jordan Matthews, Kwon Alexander, Kyle Shanahan, Paraag Marathe, Tevin Coleman
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Buzzkill Edition
We’re a week and a half into the offseason, and no 49er player has yet been arrested. Super Bowl here we come! There seems to be a ground swell of optimism forming for the 2019 season, unlike any season in,…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, Deforest Buckner, George Kittle, Jerick McKinnon, Jimmy Garoppolo, Marquise Goodwin, Matt Breida, Nick Mullens
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In and Out Burgh
Last week was a fun few days. Twelve new John Lynch 49er recruits, basically replacing 12 old Trent Baalke guys. None of the new players are likely to push the team into the playoffs next year, and many of them…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dan Snyder, Earl Mitchell, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, John Lynch, Kirk Cousins, Kyle Juszczyk, Kyle Shanahan, Robert Saleh, Scot McCloughan, Trent Baalke
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Trivial Pursuits
The AFC SB contestants are a never ending parade of Peyton Manning teams, Tom Brady, and Ben Roethlisberger, with a one year fluke appearances by Joe Flacco, Trent Dilfer, and Rich Gannon. Going on 16 years now. Just those 3.03…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Brad Johnson, Cam Newton, Chip Kelly, Colin Kapernick, Donovan McNabb, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Jake Delhomme, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Joe Flacco, Kerry Collins, Kurt Warner, Matt Hasselbeck, Peyton Manning, Rex Grossman, Rich Gannon, Russell Wilson, Scot McCloughan, Tom Brady, Trent Baalke, Trent Dilfer
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The Tangled Web
We’re half way through the dead zone called February. You know it’s a nothing time when the dread word “basketball” creeps into conversations. Thank god we have Jed York to kick around for a few more weeks, until the start…
Tagged with: Adam Gase, Bill Clinton, Jed York, Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Mike Singletary, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
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Our Man James
It’s been a fun week watching Seattle suffer. Totally fun. Fun noticing the complete absence of Dickhead Sherman mouthing off anywhere. Fun not seeing Doug Baldwin foaming at the mouth to some reporter. Fun seeing Pete Carroll publicly wiggle through…
Tagged with: Dickhead Sherman, Doug Baldwin, Jed York, Jim Tomsula, Pete Carroll, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
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Pom Pom Fever
There was a lot of excitement for Jim Harbaugh‘s first season as the 49er HC, but it was muted somewhat by the shortened Training Camp, due to the long battle over the new CBA, which lowered hopes for what he…
Strategic Failure
Draft guru Mike Mayock has pronounced this the deepest NFL draft he’s seen in ten years. We’ll presume, for the sake of argument, that Mr. Mayock’s eyesight has gotten a recent approval from his optometrist and that his basement houses…
Tagged with: Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid, Joe Staley, Mike Mayock, Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
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Lowered Expectations
Bouquets have been pouring into 49er HQ this week, with encouraging sentiments such as “GET AN OFFENSE, YOU STINKING BUMS!” OC Greg Roman seems to be getting the most bouquets, followed closely by QB Colin Kaepernick and the group politely…
Tagged with: Colin Kaepernick, Greg Roman, Jim Hostler, Jimmy Raye, Michael Crabtree, Mike Nolan, Mike Singletary, San Francisco 49ers, Vernon Davis
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Posted in Delusional Therapy
Morning After Pill
Seattle proved Sunday night that they have the loudest bunch of drunks in the world. Their football team, however, has yet to prove they are even a .500 club away from home. They weren’t last year, going 3-5 on the…
Mission Improbable
It’s tough shaking this one off. The Super Bowl loss is not that hard to cope with, but the cloud it casts over the 2013 season is another matter. Only one team — the 1971 Miami Dolphins — has ever…
Tagged with: AJ Jenkins, Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Frank Gore, Jim Harbaugh, Justin Smith, Patrick Willis, San Francisco 49ers, Trent Baalke
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Posted in Delusional Therapy
Coping Machinationisms
I’m trying to feel lousy about the 49ers losing the NFC Championship game, but it isn’t working. I feel bad, certainly. But not lousy. If I was a Packers fan or a Saints fan, I would feel lousy. Those two…