Well, that didn’t inspire a lot of optimism for 49er fans. Jimmy Garoppolo’s five game tour de force at the end of the 2017 season looks like a distant memory now. His performance against Denver Monday night was flat out…
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49ers 24, Broncos 15
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49ers 17, Cowboys 9
18 for 216 yards. Not bad, if you’re a QB. But we’re not talking about yards gained. No, those were yards lost – to penalties. Yes, the 49ers were in midseason form Saturday night, gaining 339 forwardly and 216 backwardly.…
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Rams 48, 49ers 32
Drama got no favors from the 49ers this year. It took three games to boot it from the season (Jimmy Garoppolo tears ACL), but only two possessions (fumble, interception) to erase it from the final game. Along the way, George Kittle…
Tagged with: Alfred Morris, CJ Anderson, Everybody Since, George Kittle, Jim Harbaugh, Jimmy Garoppolo, Laken Tomlinson, Le'Veon Bell, Los Angeles Rams, Robbie Gould, San Francisco 49ers, Todd Gurley
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Bears 14, 49ers 9
The Chicago Bears brought some old-fashioned smash-mouth football to Santa Clara Sunday afternoon. They shut down the 49ers running game, then shut down their passing game, then shut them out in the second half, and finally sent 25% of the…
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49ers 26, Seahawks 23
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! After ten straight thumpings, the 49ers finally rose up and smote down the Seattle effing Seahawks. I’m still pinching myself, Shirley. Sunday’s victory was the biggest win of the Kyle Shanahan era…
Tagged with: CJ Beathard, Jeff Wilson, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Richie James, Russell Wilson, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Sebastian Janikowski
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49ers 20, Broncos 14
Every dog has its day and Sunday the 49ers had their second WTF Dog Day of the year. The first was against the Raiders and this was against the Broncos. And both of them were engineered by Nick Mullens, who has…
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Seahawks 43, 49ers 16
The 49ers rolled up nearly 500 yards of offense in Seattle on Sunday and … got beat by four touchdowns! If you throw out the losing part, and the 98 yard pick six by Bobby Wagner, and the fumble at the…
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Buccaneers 27, 49ers 9
The 49ers responded to HC Kyle Shanahan‘s BYE week exhortations and threats by laying a turd Sunday in Tampa Bay. There were some bright spots littered within the fecal display. Rookie WR Dante Pettis got some playing time and caught 4 passes…
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Giants 27, 49ers 23
That was a pretty entertaining game between two evenly matched teams, which is not what you want to say when the team you’re matched up evenly with came into the game with the worst record in the NFC and exited…
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49ers 34, Raiders 3
Well, that was unexpected. Nick Mullens climbed out of the 49er depth chart cellar and threw down the greatest game in NFL history by a QB newbie. It’s unclear whether this was the birth of a legend or mostly the…
Cardinals 18, 49ers 15
I confess I missed some of the “action” in Sunday’s game against the Cardinals. I kept getting distracted by some paint drying on a nearby wall. Apparently, Bradley Pinion was winning a spirited punting duel against former 49er Andy Lee, with 7…
Tagged with: Andy Lee, Arizona Cardinals, Bradley Pinion, Chip Kelly, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Marquise Goodwin, San Francisco 49ers
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Rams 39, 49ers 10
Judging by the score, you’d think the 49ers’ defense had a really bad day. But 27 of the Rams 39 points came on drives of 27, 21, 34, 27, and 13 yards. And another two on a blocked punt safety. The…
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Packers 33, 49ers 30
The 49ers redeemed themselves as a legitimate NFL entity before a national audience Monday night in Green Bay, even though the game oozed away from them in the final four minutes. Fans who enjoy good defense saw nothing much of…
Tagged with: Aaron Rodgers, CJ Beathard, Deforest Buckner, Dickhead Sherman, DJ Reed, Green Bay Packers, Kyle Juszczyk, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Breida, Raheem Mostert, Robert Saleh, San Francisco 49ers
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Cardinals 28, 49ers 18
The 49ers won the battle for last place in the NFC West Sunday in Santa Clara by drubbing the Arizona Cardinals for three hours while cleverly keeping themselves off the scoreboard in the process of this complete butt whipping. It…
Tagged with: Adrian Colbert, Ahkello Witherspoon, Arizona Cardinals, CJ Beathard, Jim Harbaugh, Raheem Mostert, San Francisco 49ers
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Chargers 29, 49ers 27
Sunday’s 49ers looked a lot like last year’s 49ers. Gritty, competitive, never-say-die, back-and-forth nail-biter but short end of the stick. Just enough positive play to stay in the game and just enough mistakes to lose. CJ Beathard filled in admirably…
Chiefs 38, 49ers 27
The 49ers season swirled down the toilet Sunday afternoon against the Kansas City Chiefs when late in the game QB Jimmy Garoppolo recklessly went for a couple more yards instead of stepping out of bounds. As he planted his left…
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49ers 30, Lions 27
As expected, the 49ers rebounded from their loss in Minnesota to easily barely handle the toothless scrappy Detroit Lions. After controlling the game for three quarters, the Niners held a 17 point lead with 11 minutes to go in the…
Tagged with: Ahkello Witherspoon, Detroit Lions, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Matt Breida, Matthew Stafford, Reuben Foster, San Francisco 49ers
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Vikings 24, 49ers 16
Jimmy Garoppolo is human after all. His NFL unbeaten record came to a crashing halt Sunday in Minnesota, as the Vikings handed Jimmy his first taste of professional defeat after seven consecutive wins. Minnesota QB Kirk Cousins played the kind…
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49ers 34, Rams 13
The Rams laid down like dogs, to quote possibly the only memorable thing Phil Simms ever said. With 17 substitutions to their starting lineup, they were no match for the rejuvenated 49ers, who easily swamped the B squad from L.A.…
49ers 44, Jaguars 33
The 49ers ran their late season winning streak to four games Sunday, beating the Jaguars and improving their record to 5-10. Before the game started, the Rams beat the Titans, which clinched the AFC South for Jacksonville and the NFC…
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49ers 25, Titans 23
It appears the 49ers have finally located a QB. In three games as the starter, Jimmy Garoppolo has been virtually unstoppable. He’s had two 300+ yard passing games, an almost extinct achievement this century. Two 4th quarter game winning drives…
49ers 26, Texans 16
It took 45 games, but the post-Harbaugh 49ers have finally won two consecutive games! It’s probably no coincidence that both winning efforts were conducted by newly acquired QB Jimmy Garoppolo, who appears to have wisely used his three and a…
Tagged with: DeAndre Hopkins, Dontae Johnson, Houston Texans, Jimmy Garoppolo, Marquis Goodwin, Pierre Garcon, San Francisco 49ers, Tom Brady
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