The 49ers’ fairy tale season came to an ignominious end Sunday night in Miami, crushed to death at the fifty yard line as Jimmy Garoppolo stood motionless, unable or unwilling to throw the ball on fourth and ten with the season…
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Chiefs 31, 49ers 20
Tagged with: 49ers, Andy Reid, Chiefs, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Montana, Kyle Shanahan
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49ers 37, Packers 20
The 49ers made it look easy Sunday night, pounding their way to a 27-0 halftime lead and cruising to the finish line. There wasn’t a moment of real anxiety the entire game. The most laughable and yet telling stat of…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuels, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Bosa, Packers, Patrick Mahomes, Raheem Mostert
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49ers 27, Vikings 10
When last we saw the 49ers, they were surviving by an inch after a second half defensive collapse that nearly derailed their season. They had also just finished five consecutive nail-biter games, going 3-2. Saturday, however, they mercifully quit pissing around…
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49ers 26, Seahawks 21
Sorry for the tardy game wrap up, guys. I was out of town for the weekend and didn’t get back until late Monday. The delay did give me a chance to spend quite a bit of time gloating shamelessly. I…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuel, Dre Greenlaw, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Bosa, Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, Seahawks
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49ers 34, Rams 31
The 49ers showed a championship heart in their victory over the Rams on Saturday night, but not a championship talent level. They were outplayed for most of the game, and it took a brilliant defensive play by Fred Warner to steal…
Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Dee Ford, DJ Jones, Emmanuel Sanders, Fred Warner, Jaquiski Tartt, Jared Goff, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kwon Alexander, Rams, Robbie Gould, Ronald Blair
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Falcons 29, 49ers 22
The 49ers backed into the playoffs Sunday, when the Rams got clobbered by Dallas. That they lost to the Falcons was disappointing, but in the end makes little difference in the standings. They still need to win the next two…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dan Quinn, Deebo Samuel, Falcons, George Kittle, Julio Jones, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Ryan
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49ers 48, Saints 46
Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Roger Craig. George Kittle bulled his way into NFL Beast Mode lore Sunday afternoon in New Orleans with a monster 39 yard catch and rumble with 39 seconds left in the game to pull the 49er butts out…
Tagged with: 49ers, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jared Cook, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Marcell Harris, Mark Bavaro, Marshawn Lynch, Robbie Gould, Roger Craig, Saints, Vernon Davis
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Ravens 20, 49ers 17
A great game between two great teams. The Ravens had the ball last and made one more play than the Niners, kicking the game winning field goal as time expired. The 49er defense showed why they’re the best in the…
Tagged with: 49ers, George Kittle, Lamar Jackson, Raheem Mostert, Ravens, Tevin Coleman
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49ers 37, Packers 8
Goodness. That was an unexpected butt kicking. I guess all those pundits who questioned the 49er defense because it hadn’t faced elite QBs are going to need something new to find wrong with them. The first leg of the unholy…
Tagged with: 49ers, Aaron Rodgers, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Packers
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49ers 36, Cardinals 26
The 49ers squeezed out a win Sunday afternoon against the Cardinals, and guaranteed their first winning season since 2013. Early in the game, however, it looked more like they would be the first team in NFL history to win its…
Tagged with: 49ers, Cardinals, CJ Beathard, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuel, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kyle Shanahan, Richie James, Ross Dwelley
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Seahawks 27, 49ers 24
Off the top: Shit. The 49ers, perhaps rashly, tried to beat Seattle with their B team Monday night, but came up a tad short when the B team kicker missed the game winner in OT. Playing without their top two…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuels, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kendrick Bourne, Marquise Goodwin, Pete Carroll, Seahawks, Tyler Lockett
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49ers 28, Cardinals 25
Effing Arizona. It doesn’t matter if the 49ers are good and the Cardinals are bad, or vice versa, or both one or both the other, it’s always been tough to win down there. Some real heartbreakers over the years. The…
Tagged with: 49ers, Cardinals, Deebo Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kliff Kingsbury, Kwon Alexander
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49ers 51, Panthers 13
Well, hell, I’m impressed. The league probably is, too. And if not, then at least Carolina should be. Whew, what a butt kicking. This was a good Panthers team, but the 49ers just trampled them from start to finish. On…
Tagged with: 49ers, Arik Armstead, Cam Newton, Dante Pettis, Emmanuel Sanders, Kyle Allen, Nick Bosa, Panthers, Tevin Coleman
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49ers 9, Washington 0
As noted by our astute commenters, sometimes ugly can be beautiful, and this game truly was. Probably the most gorgeous ugly victory of the year. Washington conjured up a squall for this game, which tilted the odds their way since…
Tagged with: 49ers, Adrian Peterson, Arik Armstead, Case Keenum, Dee Ford, Julian Taylor, Kwon Alexander, Kyle Shanahan, Lamar Jackson, Nick Bosa, Robbie Gould, Russell Wilson, Washington
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49ers 20, Rams 7
It appears to be official: the 49ers are BACK. The only undefeated team in the NFC and atop the standings in the NFC West. For the second week in a row, they dominated the TOP, this time by 39 to…
Tagged with: 49ers, Ahkello Witherspoon, Ark Armstead, FB Kyle Juszczyk, Jared Goff, Jimmy Garoppolo, Rams, Solomon Thomas, Trent Taylor
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49ers 31, Browns 3
Wow. That was quite a butt kicking. The 49ers dominated the Browns in every way possible. Scoreboard. TOP. INTs. Sacks. Turnovers. Rushing. Passing. Have I left anything out? Oh, the Browns had three more penalties than the Niners. Their only…
Tagged with: 49ers, Antonio Brown, Baker Mayfield, Browns, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Bosa, Odell Beckham
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49ers 24, Steelers 20
You won’t win many games in the NFL when you turn the ball over five times. But the 49er defense made their five turnovers hurt less than the two Pittsburgh had. The Steelers got six points and the Niners got…
Tagged with: 49ers, Dante Pettis, Jeff Wilson, Jimmy Garoppolo, Joe Staley, Justin Skule, Steelers
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49ers 41, Bengals 17
Juggernaut! 572 yards. 5 TDs. 27-14 edge in first downs. 259 yards rushing. The 49ers torched the Bengals on Sunday afternoon in Cincinnati. They stuffed the Bengals running game (19 attempts for 25 yds), sacked Andy Dalton four times, and dominated…
Tagged with: 49ers, Andy Dalton, Bengals, Dante Pettis, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Joe Staley, Matt Breida, Raheem Mostert
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49ers 31, Buccaneers 17
They came, they saw, they conquered. With a grain of salt on the “conquer.” Survived might be closer. Grumpy did a nice post-game write-up Sunday night, so we’ll let him carry the ball here: The defense looked very good at…
Tagged with: 49ers, Buccaneers, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kwon Alexander, Tevin Coleman
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49ers 27, Chiefs 17
Jimmy Garoppolo quieted the restless 49er masses Saturday night in Kansas City, turning in a solid performance while playing the entire first half. He was a bit ragged on the first drive, then settled down and threw some beautiful passes.…
Tagged with: 49ers, Charlie Finley, CJ Beathard, Jimmie Ward, Jimmy Garoppolo, Mickey Mantle, Nick Mullens, Wilton Speight
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49ers 24, Broncos 15
Well, that didn’t inspire a lot of optimism for 49er fans. Jimmy Garoppolo’s five game tour de force at the end of the 2017 season looks like a distant memory now. His performance against Denver Monday night was flat out…
Tagged with: 49ers, CJ Beathard, Jaquiski Tartt, Jimmy Garoppolo, Kentavius Street, Raheem Mostert, Richie James
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49ers 17, Cowboys 9
18 for 216 yards. Not bad, if you’re a QB. But we’re not talking about yards gained. No, those were yards lost – to penalties. Yes, the 49ers were in midseason form Saturday night, gaining 339 forwardly and 216 backwardly.…
Tagged with: 49ers, CJ Beathard, Cowboys, Kyle Shanahan, Nick Mullens, Shon Coleman, Trent Taylor, Vic Fangio
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