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The Enabler

New HC Jim Tomsula has stated that he won’t be involved in the offense or the defense this coming year, he’ll just be an “enabler.” Very clever. He can’t be blamed for a lousy O or a lousy D. I

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Open Season

Monday, July 25, 2011, the dirt bags who brought us an empty offseason finally announced a new CBA agreement, thus turning back on the lights of the NFL. We are pleased. The 49ers wasted no time before immediately gorging on

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The Liberal Arts Game

It may seem like the season has been on the line for the past twelve games for the 49ers, but next Sunday it really, really is! A loss to the Seattle Seahawks would mathematically eliminate the team from the playoffs.

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No There Here

As the sun sets slowly on the eighth consecutive failed 49ers season, it’s fair to ask: Do I really want to spend the remaining years of my life being a Cubs type fan? Is it healthy to learn to love

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Tinkerbell in Cleats

Like a bolt out of the blue Fate steps in and sees you through When you wish upon a star Your dreams come true It might not be true that any 49er fan was wishing on a star these past

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Essentially Speaking

For purposes of clarity and brevity, this site will henceforth refer to Troy Smith as “Troy” and Alex Smith as “Alex.” A bit chummy for my tastes, but it will have to do. If the next HC is named Davis

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3-5, 2-6, 2-6, 3-5, 2-6

Another year, another dismal first half for the San Francisco 49ers. Today’s post title represents the team’s first half record for the years 2006 – 2010. There seems to be a pattern here, and it’s not a good thing. The

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Buyer’s Remorse

One more grisly week until the bye week, the only week on the schedule the 49ers are guaranteed not to lose a ball game. Does anyone even want to talk about this team any more? Shall I just close the

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Enjoy the Moment

The 49ers win over the Raiders did not impress the blogosphere all that much, nor did it provoke any playoff fever epidemics. But there was no denying the immense sigh of relief that wafted up through cyberspace. I will not

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2010 Season: Act II

Enough doom and gloom. The 49ers are not going to the play offs this year. They are, however, playing eleven more games. During the off season, fans are so starved for real football action that they go bonkers over an

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Trend Reversal Rehearsal

The 49ers were not expected by many to win Sunday’s game against the Falcons as soon as the schedule was released last spring. Those expectations were certainly not diminished when the team opened the season with three straight losses. A

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Desperate Hours

The 49ers may not be winning games this year, but they sure are making news. While the news might be fascinating to the national media and fans of other teams, it is not the kind of news any Niner fan

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Putrid Parallels

The first week of the 2010 NFL season is in the books. Underdogs had quite a lift off. The Chiefs beat the Chargers, Texans over Colts, Redskins over Dallas. All these 2009 bottom dwellers were playing at home, although the

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2017 Schedule
Sept. 10: vs Carolina: L 3-23
Sept. 17: at Seattle: 9-12
Sept. 21: vs. L.A. Rams: L 39-41
Oct. 1: at Arizona: L 15-18
Oct. 8: at Indianapolis: L 23-26
Oct. 15: at Washington: L 24-26
Oct. 22: vs. Dallas, 1:05 p.m.
Oct. 29: at Philadelphia, 10 a.m.
Nov. 5: vs. Arizona, 1:05 p.m.
Nov. 12: vs. N.Y. Giants, 1:25 p.m.
Week 11 — Bye
Nov. 26: vs. Seattle, 1:05 p.m.
Dec. 3: at Chicago, 10 a.m.
Dec. 10: at Houston, 10 a.m.
Dec. 17: vs. Tennessee, 1:25 p.m.
Dec. 24: vs. Jacksonville, 1:05 p.m.
Dec. 31: at L.A. Rams, 1:25 p.m.
 
2017 Draft Class
1. DE Solomon Thomas
1. ILB Reuben Foster
3. CB Ahkello Witherspoon
3. QB C.J. Beathard
4. RB Joe Williams
5. TE George Kittle
5. WR Trent Taylor
6. DT D.J. Jones
6. LB Pita Taumoepenu
7. CB Adrian Colbert
 
2017 Prognostications
Bullit: 5-11
Chuck: 9-7
Grumpy: 4-12
Mr Fletch: 5-11
NJ49er: 6-10
Rob: 9-7
RTFirefly: 5-11
Skeebers: 6-10
Winder: 4-12

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