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Truth in Blabvertising

The NFL owners and GMs have been in meetings this week in New Orleans. They will be writing off everything they do as business expenses. Hidden in the costs of these write-offs will no doubt be some hookers, back-rubbers, toe

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Lower the Casket

The 2010 NFL season is now officially toast. The people in Green Bay and their fans in other cities and towns will try to keep it open for the next six months, but for the other 31 NFL franchises it

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The Bolts & Blues Division

  The last stop on our Magic Carpet Tour of the NFL is the AFC West, home of the Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, San Diego Chargers, and the Bay Area’s dregs of society, the Oakland Raiders. All teams that

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The Manning Fodder Divsion

After a short flight northward from Miami, we hover above Jacksonville to spy on the Jaguars, the first team of our AFC South knucklehead previews. Conveniently, they are the team most likely to finish last or vanish from the area

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The Bill & the Fat Boys Division

Those not blessed with Short Term Memory Loss will recall from last week’s posts that this site is on a Magic Carpet Tour of the divisions in the NFL outside the 49ers NFC West domain. And we have so far

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The 13-10 Division

Next up, a wobbly tour through the “other” conference, the AFC. The one that provides asylum for undead owners. The Magic Carpet is already wafting over the NFC North, so we’ll save some breeze and take a glommer at the

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The No Longer Black & Blue Division

The NFC North will probably provide more prurient interest for 49er fans than the other divisions, given the cast of characters banging heads up there. All four teams have some link to the 49ers. Green Bay has Aaron Rogers, who

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The Rhett Butler Division

Moving along to the NFC South, let’s look at the four teams that the 49ers will play this coming year. Tampa Bay is this division’s doormat and will be so again this year. Historically, this franchise has been a pretty

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The Magic Carpet Tour

As noted yesterday, the NFC West appears to be a two team battle at the top and a two team battle for the bottom. Today, I thought I’d begin a meander around the league on the Outsider Magic Carpet and

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2017 Schedule
Sept. 10: vs Carolina: L 3-23
Sept. 17: at Seattle: 9-12
Sept. 21: vs. L.A. Rams: L 39-41
Oct. 1: at Arizona: L 15-18
Oct. 8: at Indianapolis: L 23-26
Oct. 15: at Washington: L 24-26
Oct. 22: vs. Dallas: L 10-40
Oct. 29: at Philadelphia: L 10-33
Nov. 5: vs. Arizona: L 10-20
Nov. 12: vs. N.Y. Giants: W 31-21
Week 11 — Bye
Nov. 26: vs. Seattle: L 13-24
Dec. 3: at Chicago: W 15-14
Dec. 10: at Houston: W 26-16
Dec. 17: vs. Tennessee: W 25-23
Dec. 24: vs. Jacksonville: W 44-33
Dec. 31: at L.A. Rams: W 34-13
 
2017 Draft Class
1. DE Solomon Thomas
1. ILB Reuben Foster
3. CB Ahkello Witherspoon
3. QB C.J. Beathard
4. RB Joe Williams
5. TE George Kittle
5. WR Trent Taylor
6. DT D.J. Jones
6. LB Pita Taumoepenu
7. CB Adrian Colbert
 
2017 Prognostications
NJ49er: 6-10
Skeebers: 6-10
Bullit: 5-11
Mr Fletch: 5-11
RTFirefly: 5-11
Chuck: 9-7
Grumpy: 4-12
Rob: 9-7
Winder: 4-12

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